Part One:
EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] dislike most girly girls
[] have dyed your hair dark or want to
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] don't get along with parents
[] Life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[x] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[]listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 11
Part Two:
SLUTTTY /WHORRE
[] own more than 10 mini shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slutt
[] sometimes likes to drink
[] ever wore low cut shirts
[] have been called a teasee
[] Flirt with every guy!
[x] love the opposite sexx
[x] always going/having to parties/ sleepovers
[] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 3
Part Three:
JOCK
[] Own at least 5 jerseys
[] Have 10 or more trophies
[] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[] Don't wear makeup
[] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Play more than 2 sports
[] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[] You run/ran track
[] You play/ played football on a team
[] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[] Are friends with your coach
[] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 1
Part Four:
NERD
[] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[x] in advanced classes
[] On Math team
[] Have all A’s
[] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[x] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[] Watch history channel
[] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[]scared to talk to the opposite sexx
[] Don't have pics of yourself on facebook
[] read a book a month
[x] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 5
Part Five:
PREP
[] you own mostly aeropostale
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21
[x] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[] you do/have cheerleaded
[] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, you're organized
Total: 6
If you haven’t noticed the parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 5 then repost as “_% stereotype
55% emo
15% Slut
5% Jock
25% Nerd
30% Prep
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*mind you, this is just my opinion and from personal experience
At number ten in this countdown, we have the saying "You are still shorter than Ian. By the way, he's grown!"
WHY? Because, well, to put it frankly, Megan is short. Very short. 5' to be exact! And somehow, she remains shorter than the shortest boy in class. Despite her attempts at being taller, she FAILS! XD We love her because she's fun size though, if she weren't she wouldn't be the same!
Coming in at number nine, tease her about her neighbor, Matt.
I'm not saying anything on this one. It's just fun XD
NUMBER 8! Call her hat, a man thong.
Caution: this may induce more laughter than annoyance! X3 Like for instance: You're staring at the hat and you keep thinking, MAN THONG MAN THONG MAN THONG! Then suddenly, u rip off the hat, a fling it at the nearest person, shouting "TAKE THE MAN THONG TAKE THE MAN THONG!!!!!!"
7, Using too many eggs.
FLASHBACK! *pretty music* "EWWW Sarah this flan tastes like sugary eggs!" *tastes flan* "EWWWW OHMIGAWD THAT'S DISGUSTING!" "You silly girl! How many eggs did you put in!?" "Ummmm, Two plus the cup of egg substitute! :D" "ARE YOU SURE THE RECIPIE DIDNT SAY OR BETWEEN THE SUBSTITUE AND THE EGGS?!" "ooooooooooh, I get it now!"
6! Eat the things you find on her lawn
Or maybe that's just plain disgusting!! XD
5....Curb Findings!
Well when people *cough* "get it on" and leave their "protection" on the curb, it's kinda disturbing!
4, Drug use
Who wouldn't be annoyed when people could just quit and ride a roller coaster for a nice tum-tigger feeling?
3 would have to be, flicking funnel cake sugar in her hair and pretending she has dandruff!
XD I cant tell u how many times I did that to her that one time...
2=SHOW HER HAMBURGER HEAD!
Or would that just scare the poo out of her???
1! THE BEST WAY TO ANNOY MEGGIE-PIPPI IS.............MESS WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!
Like this: *watching movie* "So sarah, does that guy die?" "No meggie, he's WAY too important to DIE!" "Oh well that's good!" "Or wait... I think He does die..." "WHAT?!" "JUST KIDDING! He lives and saves the world!" *man in movie dies in car crash* "HEY YOU LIED!" "I'm sorry meg, It's just SO FUN messing with your head!!"
~HV
Love u pippi
1. Who was the last person to call you babe?
Caity Mayb?? We call each other weird names... XD
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
<_< >_> yes
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
I dont like my dad very much at all right now, so no
4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?
Ahahaha, YO MY NAME IS RACHEL THAT RHYMES WITH PACHEL! AND PEOPLE CALL ME, THE JUNK YARD DAWG! blah blah blah TOGETHER FOREVER, BREAK IT DOWN NOW WOOOOOORD!
lol thanks rachie pooo!
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I tried and failed epicly
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
If I had stolen my brothers 45 before i was left then yed. Id like a pot too please! ILL GET THE DEERS 4 YUMMY FOOD!
7. Have you danced in the rain?
All the cool kids have!!
8. Would you consider yourself a jock/prep/goth/emo/gangster?
No, Im my own me!! XD
9. Ever been to the beach?
Uh, DUH!
10. Do you like cheese?
YES!!!!! WISCONSIN HERE I COME!
11. Have you ever been to the emergency room?
Yes, the poisen Ivy, would have scared the poo out of you, it was that bad
12. Do you like hot or cold weather more?
Warm, like 70
13. How many different kinds of meat have you eaten?
Chicke, phesant(sp?), turkey, cow, pig, lamb, deer, and fish!
14. Do you break things and blame it on others?
No, i took the credit for the smoke alarm incident, it was funny!
15. Do you like winter?
meh
16. Have you wiped a booger under your desk?
When I was little i wiped a huge boggie on my aunts wall and she got sooooo pissed! She tells me that every time i see her!! but i dont remember it...
17. Do you have a secret crush?
One secret mayb, One open yes, and one stupid and unwanted yes
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do?
GRAB THE PHONE AND THE IPOD!!! RUNNNNN
19. Would you get plastic surgery?
nah
20. Who do you text the most?
Probably Matt or Meggie
21. What color are your eyes?
blue
22. How tall are you?
5'3.5"
23. do u wish u had smaller feet?
by a half a size...
24. Has a rumor been spread about you?
Probably, i dont pay attention
25. Have you written a secret admirer letter?
no, I dont like the entire idea
26. Ever fallen for your best friend?
No, MEGGIE I LOVE YOU!!! hahaha well i do, but not like that!!
27. Age you lost your virginity?
I HAVENT
28. Would you pretend to like something to please your partner?
nope
29. Favorite Ex?
none
30. Are you insecure about your weight?
PSH IM A BIG FAT PUMPKIN! HUH! lol jk nooo im only 110 pounds and look fairly good in a bathing suit!! XD
31. Ever had a sexual fantasy?
um, no, enough sex questions
32. Would you rather give or recieve?
THIS COULD BE TAKEN IN SOME SERIOUSLY WRONG WAYS!!!
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Yum yum eat em up
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
mom?
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
half hour XD
36. Do you watch reality tv?
ANIME IS REALLLLL
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
FROM WITHIN!!!! or Event horizen
38. Do you illegally burn music?
no
39. What did you do for New Years Eve?
sat at home
40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
Havent seen it yet....
41. Last sporting event attended?
Steve's FB game
42. Have you been to an IMAX theater?
Yep!!
43. Was your mom a cheerleader?
TO HELL WITH THE POM POMS!
44. Were you a planned pregnancy for your parents?
Yes
45. What is your middle name?
Gayle
46. How old was your mom when she gave birth to you?
ummmm i dont remember and im not doing the math
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
6-8 hrs
48. Last time you had sex
NEVER
49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Soda!
50. Do you know how to play poker?
No
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
OHMIGAWD YES!!!
52. What do you wear to sleep??
A huge t-shirt and either shorts or sweat pants
53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
Uhh no?
54. Is your hair straight or curly?
Straight like a board
55. Is your tongue pierced?
I wish! (dnt tell my mom!!)
56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
*Loses noodles* NO WAY! GROSS DX
57. What is your favorite sushi?
Umm IDR what fish was in it but it had green apple and shrinp tempura, with a really sweet flavor!! but i cant remember the fish...
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
PSH FUNNY IS FUNNER!
59. Ever been to Hollywood?
nooo
60. Who is on your mind right now?
Meggie and others
61. Any plans for tonight?
nooo....
62. Last party attended?
My random, no reason party
63. Do you hate chocolate?
U BLASPHEMER!!!! THOU SHALT DIIIIEEEEE IF THOU DOTH NOT EJOY CHOCOLATE!
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
stupid stuff
65. Are you a gullible person?
hahahaha yeah
66. Ever go to a theme or costume party?
Yes
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Interior Designer
68. Are you easy to get along with?
Ask my friends, not me
69. What is your favorite time of day?
When the sun is UP
70. Are you a generally happy person?
YES!
~HV
