there'd be a good chance THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABT IT wouldn't see it
chaden head cannons: (they technically would be regular canon?????? idk?????? i can't say that since they are real so its still heaDCANNON hahahah aim pathetic)
1. Aden has one crooked tooth on the top, its hardly noticeable. Chase thinks its the best thing ever
2. Chase really really really loves when aden tops like really a lot wow but he thinks its a secret its not a secret at all
3. In every AU where Aden dies, Chase is suicidal. Sometimes he kills himself, sometimes he doesn't. (this is actually cannon)
~~~~~~~~ok hold the phone has Chase ever died?????????????? minus the hunger games????????~~~~~~~
4. When chase dies in an AU, it would be easier for Aden to move on. Probably because he still has to handle Riley (noT SURE ABOUT THIS?????? megan?????)
5. Riley gets abducted by nymphs in almost every chaden but no body notices its like phineas and ferb and riley is perry the platypus
6. even in non fantasy AUs Aden hates rain and water and swimming and probably bathing but he actually does that, bathing i mean
7. as for chase, if its not fantasy, as a child he read a lot about poison making and natural medicines and continued the study into adulthood and its become a hobby. He doesn't like over the counter drugs and won't trust them. Im serious, even in AUs wheres he's a man whore, he's still semi-knowledgable on how to kill someone with a leaf, its just not always on the top of his mind probably because it was more of a childhood thing
8. Aden doesn't have many close friends
9. Chase prefers the sound of Chase Turner than Aden Adams, tbh its not a hard decision
10. Chase has an engagement ring in his pocket ;)
11. Aden actually gets really mad when Chase tries to be sexual while he's driving. He gets nervous driving in america
12. Chase would move anywhere if aden asked him to. Unless previously stated in the AU (e.g. Lavender and Cypress)
13. Aden likes when Chase kisses his scar - he likes that it takes away the bad connotation he usually associates with it
14. Chase never asked about a dens scar, mostly because he feels like if aden wanted to tell him how he got it, he would. He's also just not that curious. he's more of a here and now kind of guy.
15. Chase likes coffee, but will drink tea
16. Aden likes to tease Chase about his height, despite being an inch shorter. Mostly because chase doesn't get upset he just laughs along
17. aden has made it a goal to teach chase how to cook, he'd be happy if chase could boil water properly, but its just never going to happen. He won't stop trying tho.
18. Chase prefers sleeping on his stomach, which makes cuddles hard. Usually, if they do spoon or anything, aden falls asleep and chase wriggles out of it befre trying to fall asleep himself. (he loves the cuddles, he just can't fall asleep that way)
19. once, aden woke chase up with really gentle kisses on the back of his neck. Chase thinks about that whenever he's upset.
20. when they don't fucking die, they stay together but fight like all the time but the fights are usually easily resolved, but they can be extremely blown out of proportion, violent, verbally abusive, or hurtful. In some AUs this can be pushed to an extreme, in others it is more minor.
21. Chase doesn't drink, when he does he becomes violent
22. Aden is a funny drunk, and doesn't mind drinking. Chase won't fuck him if he's drunk though
23. chase likes to smoke occasionally, but for some reason it pisses aden of when he does
24. Their sex isn't extremely kinky but there is probably some oddball kinks in there (Chase probably likes getting burned ???????? ? ? ? ?// but they probably wouldn't do that often/to the extreme. possible wax play fetish)
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25. Aden has had ---some form of intimacy---- with a girl. circumstances questionable, extent not elaborated on, he just admits that yeah he'd done "stuff" with a girl a long time ago. it bothers chase that aden won't tell him what. Chase speculates she gave him a really awkward hand job and then aden bleached his entire body
26. Every week they have one date night, usually they are non sexual like dinners, movies, sometimes a drive, or just a walk
27. usually they both get sick at least once in the winter, god help the world if its at the same time
28. Chase doesn't like to be tickled at all ever don't do it, he actually gets angry
29. Aden likes his hair played with. Once he fell asleep while chase was just fiddling with it and woke up with a lot of very small braids, but chase had left for work so he couldn't cause a scene
30. If they got a pet it would be a dog, chase is afraid of cats
