Has All the Starfighter Avies :D
that wears an eeyore nightie at age 16.5 and thinks its totally normal.
Hi everybody!
This might get a little long... I just kinda wanna Talk.
Sarah's Advice Column:
NEVER go to dance practice where you ROLL AROUND ON YOUR KNEES AND LET PEOPL STAN ON YOUR LEGS WHILE YOU KNEEL if you have recently
a) Fallen in a bush
b) Fallen on a highway
c) Run across 2 highways
d) Run down a hill
e) Fallen up the stairs
f) Fallen over the elliptical
g) Fallen over your foot
h) Stabbed yourself in the leg
i) Poked yourself in the eyeball
j) eaten t.5 hotdogs
Why don't I have an xbox?
Do you want to buy me an xbox?
I NEED TO SAVE MONEY.
FOR MANY THINGS.
Super drive. omfg. i want to dance but i feel sick...
You're sarcasm is not appreciated. Yeah. You. You know who you are. *glares*
Who want's to dance with me?
I want to dance.
Right now.
I also want to Just hug EVERYBODY right now...
And give out cake balls
and then push you all into bushes and laugh.
GUESS WHO GOT SCISSOR EARINGS FROM HER BFF?
me.
ALSO, GUESS WHO KNOWS HOW SHE'S GOING TO DECORATE HER HOUSE?
me.
GUESS WHO WANTS TO KICK HERSELF IN THE FACE?
ME.
GUESS WHO CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK?
me.
ily all
~HV
OK. YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR CALLING ME THE SACRIFICE WHEN I KICK ZOMBIE BUT WITH A MYRIAD OF DS WEAPONS AND ICECREAM. SO THERE.
i love you<3
"Sarah. Great..."
But I'll make you be the scout so all the evil zombies pop out of nowhere and scare you.
BUT THEN I'D BE LIKE, "SHIT IM SORRY. I'LL SAVE YOU"
And I'll end up being the sacrifice anyway.
DAMMIT.
<33333
HV
When I can turn on oofuri and it's so routine that i can listen to music, talk on the phone, study and do EVERYTHING and yeah.... it doesn't interfere...it just is. UNTILI START QUOTING
