ummmmm okay
i woke up today at 5 and had a very mini freakout about why my alarm wasn't going off and the fact that i couldn't find my fone. I shrugged it off and was like "pst, maybe i'll sleep through skool!"
THEN i woke at 6:30. This was what went thru my mind.
oh....im awake..... let's go back to sleep before sk-
SCHOOOOOOOOL
OH SHIT OH SHIT WHATTIME IS IT
lol a rhyme
WHERES MY FONE? WHERES A CLOCK? WHY ISNT MY ALARM CLOCK FREAKING OUT
UM ID ALSO LIKE TO SAY, LAIDES, DONT GO DRESS SHOPPING ON YOUR PERIOD BECAUSE WHEN IT'S OVER YOU'LL REALIZE THAT THE DRESS WONT STAY UP RIGHT BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS SHRUNK BACK TO THEYRE NORMAL NONEXISTENT SIZE.
ummmmm what else do I say here?
I had a dream I got kidnapped... that wasn't cool.
Let me sing you all a song:
LOVE ME CANCEROUSLY, LIKE A SALT SORE SOAKED IN THE SEA
HIGH MAINTENANCE MEANS YOURE A GLUTTONOUS QUEEN
NARCISSISTIC AND MEAN!
sometimes i forget i don't actually know you guys o.o
In school, "And then *insert username* said this and *otherusername* was like OHEMGHEE so yeah"
psh, theo isn't my social life <_< >_>
whoa this post ALMOST MAKES SENSE
are you proud of me?
UMMMMM
Um
ummmmm
I'm gonna go!
entertain me with a story and I'll give you a magical present!
