Today in Bio class, my friend was talking about this kid from her old school, John. Kerri, another of my friends who went to the same school as alex, the girl telling tthe story, asked "you mean Gary?"

I was confused. Gary or John?

"Wait a second!" I said. "I thought his name was Paul?"

They stared at me like I was crazy. Then I realized I said Paul... Stoopit!

turns out his name was john gary!