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I am Sarah macaroni reporting live from the kitchen. The headling today is no longer the pudding dance. It's a new discovery called...the Birch beer dance! Let's have an interview with sarah.
So Sarah, what provoked you to make another stupid dance?
Well, you see miss macaroni, I had a bottle of birch beer and to me, i sensed a way to convey the message through a dance that I like birch beer.
Do you think the birch beer dance will be an even bigger breakthrough than the pudding dance?
no, of course not! but I still like birch beer!
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That is all the new inventor could say before she began rapidly swithching between the dances. Dont worry folks, I'll keep you posted!