*mind you, this is just my opinion and from personal experience
At number ten in this countdown, we have the saying "You are still shorter than Ian. By the way, he's grown!"
WHY? Because, well, to put it frankly, Megan is short. Very short. 5' to be exact! And somehow, she remains shorter than the shortest boy in class. Despite her attempts at being taller, she FAILS! XD We love her because she's fun size though, if she weren't she wouldn't be the same!
Coming in at number nine, tease her about her neighbor, Matt.
I'm not saying anything on this one. It's just fun XD
NUMBER 8! Call her hat, a man thong.
Caution: this may induce more laughter than annoyance! X3 Like for instance: You're staring at the hat and you keep thinking, MAN THONG MAN THONG MAN THONG! Then suddenly, u rip off the hat, a fling it at the nearest person, shouting "TAKE THE MAN THONG TAKE THE MAN THONG!!!!!!"
7, Using too many eggs.
FLASHBACK! *pretty music* "EWWW Sarah this flan tastes like sugary eggs!" *tastes flan* "EWWWW OHMIGAWD THAT'S DISGUSTING!" "You silly girl! How many eggs did you put in!?" "Ummmm, Two plus the cup of egg substitute! :D" "ARE YOU SURE THE RECIPIE DIDNT SAY OR BETWEEN THE SUBSTITUE AND THE EGGS?!" "ooooooooooh, I get it now!"
6! Eat the things you find on her lawn
Or maybe that's just plain disgusting!! XD
5....Curb Findings!
Well when people *cough* "get it on" and leave their "protection" on the curb, it's kinda disturbing!
4, Drug use
Who wouldn't be annoyed when people could just quit and ride a roller coaster for a nice tum-tigger feeling?
3 would have to be, flicking funnel cake sugar in her hair and pretending she has dandruff!
XD I cant tell u how many times I did that to her that one time...
2=SHOW HER HAMBURGER HEAD!
Or would that just scare the poo out of her???
1! THE BEST WAY TO ANNOY MEGGIE-PIPPI IS.............MESS WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!
Like this: *watching movie* "So sarah, does that guy die?" "No meggie, he's WAY too important to DIE!" "Oh well that's good!" "Or wait... I think He does die..." "WHAT?!" "JUST KIDDING! He lives and saves the world!" *man in movie dies in car crash* "HEY YOU LIED!" "I'm sorry meg, It's just SO FUN messing with your head!!"
~HV
Love u pippi
