10 gnats and Larry

Mood: kinda Bored
Songie Songle:

Ahahaha Santa <3

So first of, happy Easter!!

Now on to the fun stuff. Last night I was on the fone with The infamous cousin Rachel! And we were right in the middle of an intense story. Here's the Conver sation:

R: And so I was like "what's dooser's last name?"

S: AHAHAHAHAHA u idiot, so what are the others?

R *long pause* Sarah

s: yeah?

R: THERE ARE TWO BUGGIES ON THE WALL! THEY'RE CANOODLING! NO! NO BUG SEX ON THE WALL! STOP!

s: *insane laughter*

R: OMG buggie A is just sitting there but Buggie B is moving Back and Forth!

s: O.O WHAT?!

R: OH NOT LIKE THAT! they're two inches apart. OHMIGAWD BUGGIE NUMBER TWO JUST DISAPPEARED!

s: WHAT?!

R: Oh, nope there he is :D

s: wooooooooow

R: OH NO, THERES ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

s: WHAT THE HELL R U DOING RACHEL!

R: OOH HEY BUGGIE #3 Is starting to go for #2! I think buggie A is dead....

s: *laughing fit

R: So then, (totaly off topic of the buggies) My friends were like wooooooow Rachel you're so... OMG THERE'S TWO MORE IN THE OTHER CORNER!!!!

s: WHAT MORE BUGS! ITS AN INFESTATION!

R: Oh, buggie number two is getting too close, I killed them

S: So buggies 1-3 are dead?

R: yeah, I cant reach 4 and 5... HELLO BUGGIE 6!

*so for the next five minutes we continue NORMAL conversation*

R: NOOOOOO I FOUND 3 MORE!

*giant laughter fits*

S: Rachel, I love you!!!!

R: Love you two!!

...

R: Sarah

S: yes?

R: say hello to buggie number ten!

S: XD

R: Oh and this morning a stink bug fell out of my tissue. I squished it.

S: Wow, that's a lot of bugs...

R: yep, 10 gnats and a stink bug, I think I'll call him Larry

S: Rachel, I think we have sleep deprivation (it was 1am)

R: I kinda like buggie 7 but Buggie number 8 is moving in on 5!

S: OH NO!

R: *goes to squish 8* WHOA HE'S HUUUUUGE!

S: HUGE!!!! GROSS!

R: I changed my mind, I think 7 is an assasine, he's creeping closer and closer to me. I've got my tissue ready!

S: woooooooooooooow

So yes, that was the basic conversation! Mind you it was all over the phone so I had almost no idea what was going on! XD best phone conversation everrrr! well aside from those with meggie!! Those r fun too!!! XD

~HV

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