This is a NEW segment thinger(my only?) about what me and my family talk about at dinner. First let me explain who I'm talking about:

Sarah: The goofball idiot
Steven: The quizical older brother
Dad: The one that won't catch on but still thinks he's funny
Allyson: the clever, quick-to-catch-on, and sane step-mother (I LOVE HER!)
GUEST STAR: alex, mustloveavatar821, the goofball's assistant

Sarah: Hey dad....What's your FAAAAAVORITE kind of stew?
Alex: Begins to laugh but tries to cover it up
Allyoson: eyebrowraise
Dad: Well I like (inert something I can't remember)
Sarah: that's nice dad, good choice.
Dad: What's yours?
Sarah: I like me a mean simered BEEF STEW
Alex: still laughing hysterically
Allyson: tiny giggle
Sarah: *to alex* But ALLLLLYSON doesn't like stew.
Dad: *teasing* YES SHE DOES! WITH CORN!(allyson hates corn)
Sarah and Alex: begin uncontrollable laughter that cannot be contained.
Dad: looks at Sarah and Alex like freaks
......
ALlyson: Chris(dad) you DO realize we are the brunt of a joke...right?
Dad: Oh...
Sarah *points to allyson* this one catches on fast.
Alex: cracks up harder followed by sarah
Alyson: Told you.
*a little later*
*quick note: french fry has a similar meaning to shmee

Sarah: Hey alex
Alex: yeah
Sarah: Guess What
Alex: WHAT
Dad and allyson: looks up
Sarah: I had frech fries today :'D(I REALLY DID, REAL ONES.)
Alex: Oh really!?
Sarah: Yes. From McDonalds
Alex: Seriously? Sarah you should higher your standards.
Sarah: Oh i know, and they were a little greasy
Alex: cracks up
Sarah: but guess what else
Alex: what?
Sarah: *creeper face* It was a large.
Alex and Sarah: Carck up
Dad and Allyson: weird looks

~HV
We rock!