So Yeah, my power just came back on after a lovely 32 hour hiatus! Please pause for dramatic happy screaming:
OHMYGOD IM NOT AMISH ANYMOREEEEEEE! ELECTRICITY! I CAN SHOVE MY FOOT IN A BLENDER! I CAN OPEN AND CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOORS TO A SUPER FUN HAPPY SONG AND NOT WORRY ABOUT LETTING THE AIR OUT! I CAN STARE AT A COMPUTER SCREEN TILL MY EYES MELT OUT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Anyway, I'd just like to share with you my few fun ways to entertain yourself the old fashioned way.
1. READ A BOOK! Preferably something gothic and depressing, because misery loves company and YOU'RE FREAKIN MISERABLE RIGHT?! I chose the series of unfortunate events! YAY!
2. Play an instrument. Or in my cause, make ding noises as you play you ELECTRIC piano.
3. SPONTANEOUS CAVE MAN COOKING! weenies over a nice hot fire, yeah bitches.
4. make dumb faces at yourself in the mirror.
5. Think of the coolest most awesome big words you know.
6. Sleep. (which for me is actually a form of entertainment because me dreams are FREAKIN INSANE)
7. Draw sad children.
8. bark at the children playing happily outside in your front lawn.
9. EAT. LOTS. OF. SHIT. I chose pringles, cheez its, chocolate bars, and a cucumber.
10. Take a cold, miserable shower, so you can reflect on your day in it's icey grip.
11. Go to someone elses house and make cookies and rant about your lake of electricity.
12. light A THOUSAND (or 7) candles! (and one windup light)
13. scream and bash your head against a wall.
14. procrastinate.
15. sit on your bed and stare at the wall.
16. wish you had electricty.
17. annoy your friends via text until your fone dies. when they don't answer you, scream at your fone, faceface a pillow, and then die of happyness when they do.
18. break things.
19. scratch mosquito bites until they bleed
20. play with the blood
21. "bond" with your family
22. eat more food and hope you don't get fat
23. tell yourself you'll clean your room
24. don't clean your room
25. dance.
26. pretend you're amish
27. pretend you're a dinosaur
28. give your parents reason to think you should be institutionalized
29. say words over and over till they a. don't sound like words anymore b. bocome incredibly funny or c. become incredibly disgusting
30. lament on the misfortunes of your life
31. spontaneous overflow of emotions
32. lay around and do NOTHING.
THE END.
P.S. yes, I did everythying on this list.
