So of course I got seated at the kids table. Or what's supposed to be the kid's table but is really where a bunch of 16 17 and 18yearolds sit and discuss things that really don't make any sense. For example:
"Wow matt, you grew a beard! i can't grow a beard.... I want to live vicariously through your beard!"
"Yeah, I'm just bearding out over here. Watch, it's an ongoing show."
"Dude, you look like a lumberjack."
"Nah man, I'm too delicate for that but I see where you were going, I'm rockin the plaid shirt."
"Don't forget the beard."
"Yeah. It's a good beard."
"A ginger Beard."
"True."
"But you're not a ginger."
"Nope."
"Cool, bro. Cool."
That was the best conversation I've had in ages. Let me be the first to tell you. I laughed. I did. Pretty hard.
ANYWAY
I'm still at my cousin's house in Maryland. It's pretttttty boring. But Paolo Francis makes it a llllll better.
ON A TOTALLY UNREALATED NOTE
has anybody here read feywinds? Because you really should. It's my new favorite web comic and I shall be purchasing the first volume as soon as I get me some cash! GO READ IT. READ IT NAO.
nao: what?
I MEANT NOW.
Nao: oh...
Nao, you remind me of Kit because you are both animal-y people. Now go away
Nao: 'Kay
~HV
