No, I'd be a terrible housewife...can you imagine?
*husband gets home to see house in ruins*
SARAH WHAT HAPPENED?
I ONLY THREW ONE PILLOW!!!
(one time i threw a pillow at a smoke alarm to get it to shut up but the pillow knocked pictures AND the alarm of the walls and when my dad came home and found the kitchen a mess from my cooking and the hall was in ruins...oooh he was mad)
BUT THAT'T NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOOUT HERE PEOPLE.
Housewifes cook. They sew. They take care of their children. And they love their spouse...s. (stereotypically speaking)
SO
BETWEEN CHASE AND ADEN...I GIVE YOU...
THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE1000!
IT SEWS, IT COOKS, ITGIVESGREATBLOWJOBSWHAT, AND IT TAKES CARE OF ALL YOU MINOR INJURIES!!
i urge you to buy one today. go on. i know you want to.
JUST A THOUGHT
~HV
