So pippi and I were chatting about characters and religion last night and this is what happened:
greenLeAfe: AND ADEN SAID
greenLeAfe: "LET THERE BE LIGHT"
greenLeAfe: AND ADEN SAW THAT THE GAYSEX WAS GOOD
HalfwayVamped ....
HalfwayVamped u killed me
greenLeAfe: XD
HalfwayVamped SO THEN WHO IS "GODS" "ADAM"?!
greenLeAfe: RILEY
greenLeAfe: He would eat the fruit
greenLeAfe: Aden: RILEY. THIS IS YOUR WIFE
greenLeAfe: Riley: OKAT
HalfwayVamped AHAHAHAHAHHA
greenLeAfe: *okay
greenLeAfe: Riley: I THINK GOD WANTS US TO HAVE KIDS
greenLeAfe: Wife: NO. EAT THIS FRUIT.
greenLeAfe: Riley: OKAY
HalfwayVamped AHAHAHAHA
greenLeAfe: Riley: WELL SHIT. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
HalfwayVamped AHAHAHAHAHAHA
greenLeAfe: Aden: RILEY. YOU ATE MY FOOD. GTFO
greenLeAfe: Riley: OKAY
HalfwayVamped so since aden is god...does god just have gay --- buddies?
greenLeAfe: Hmmmm
greenLeAfe: What is chase
HalfwayVamped i love this story, so much
HalfwayVamped idk
HalfwayVamped WHO IS JESUS
HalfwayVamped AND BIFF
greenLeAfe: Chase is co-god
greenLeAfe: VEL IS JESUS
greenLeAfe: IT IS DECIDED
HalfwayVamped Chase:YES
greenLeAfe: Chase is like the holy spirit...but not
HalfwayVamped AND GOD AND COGOD SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
greenLeAfe: like wetting the bed...but not
HalfwayVamped lol godxHS
greenLeAfe: I think we're going to hell
greenLeAfe: And HS got Mary pregnant
HalfwayVamped or his mom
greenLeAfe: who is mary
HalfwayVamped mary is.....................celery
greenLeAfe: CHASE IS VEL'S FATHER
greenLeAfe: LOL
HalfwayVamped BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
greenLeAfe: BUT WAIT
greenLeAfe: GOD IS JESUS' FATHER
greenLeAfe: SO VEL IS THE CHILD OF ADEN, CHASE, AND CELERY
HalfwayVamped AHAHAHAHA
HalfwayVamped wait
HalfwayVamped ADEN ---ED A GIRL VIA HIS COGOD
greenLeAfe: THAT'S JUST WEIRD
HalfwayVamped SLASH HS
greenLeAfe: Aden: NO.
greenLeAfe: MIZUTANI IS NOW MARY
HalfwayVamped MUCH BETTER
greenLeAfe: Izumi is...Joseph?
HalfwayVamped yes
HalfwayVamped yes indeed
HalfwayVamped and biff is.......takumi
greenLeAfe: HE IS A CARPENTER...OF BASEBALL BATS
HalfwayVamped YES
greenLeAfe: TAKU
greenLeAfe: Izumi: LEARN MY TRADE, SON
greenLeAfe: Vel: ONE, I'M FEMALE. AND TWO, NO THUMBS
HalfwayVamped mary magdawhatever shud be.....
HalfwayVamped well who is del secretly in love with
greenLeAfe: CELERY
greenLeAfe: NVM
HalfwayVamped psh, chase obvi, but he's her dad
greenLeAfe: KURO
HalfwayVamped EWWWW FOX AND LUTRIX YURI
HalfwayVamped YES
HalfwayVamped YES
greenLeAfe: HE SWINGS ALL WAYS
HalfwayVamped KURO
HalfwayVamped JUST BOTH WAYS
greenLeAfe: Well Vel isn't human0-ish
greenLeAfe: SO ALL WAYS
HalfwayVamped so then the three wise men are celery, radish, and navi
greenLeAfe: LOL
greenLeAfe: YES
HalfwayVamped and carmine is the devil
HalfwayVamped *vroomvroom
greenLeAfe: VROOMVROOM
greenLeAfe: CAIN AND ABEL ARE CAIN AND ABEL
greenLeAfe: Abel died from stew
HalfwayVamped THE APOSTLES
greenLeAfe: ALL OF NISHIURA
greenLeAfe: well besides Mizu and Izu
HalfwayVamped MINUS IZUMI AND MIZ
HalfwayVamped oh
HalfwayVamped so then we still need 4 more
greenLeAfe: and then Junta, Kawai, Daichi, Ichihara
HalfwayVamped and who is the betrayer
greenLeAfe: THE BETRAYER IS
greenLeAfe: NISHIHIRO
greenLeAfe: IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES
greenLeAfe: TAJIMA IS PETER
HalfwayVamped ok so then the lepers can be the bijou team
greenLeAfe: YES
HalfwayVamped but del zaps them
greenLeAfe: YES
HalfwayVamped not heals them
greenLeAfe: YES
HalfwayVamped LOL TAJIMA IS SUCH A PETER
greenLeAfe: PILATE IS...
HalfwayVamped this chat....gettin saved.
greenLeAfe: SHIGA
greenLeAfe: PLEASE DO
HalfwayVamped and moses can be patrick from shine
HalfwayVamped XD
greenLeAfe: YES
greenLeAfe: SPADER
greenLeAfe: WE NEED TO ASSIGN HIM SOMETHING
HalfwayVamped UM
HalfwayVamped THE GUY
HalfwayVamped THAT
greenLeAfe: NOAH
HalfwayVamped YEAH HIM
HalfwayVamped *had no idea who she was gonna say*
greenLeAfe: XD
HalfwayVamped then bobby is the rainbow
greenLeAfe: WE NEED SOMEONE TO REPLACE NISHI WHEN HE DIES
greenLeAfe: BOBBY XD
HalfwayVamped hmmmm
HalfwayVamped saitdane crucifies vel
HalfwayVamped and aden said "--- no"
HalfwayVamped haruna is ........ a fisher of men
HalfwayVamped haruna is lazarus
greenLeAfe: LOL
greenLeAfe: Vel zaps him back to life
greenLeAfe: and Abe promptly murders him
HalfwayVamped LOL
HalfwayVamped chase just sits around and does nothing
HalfwayVamped he's that kind of god
greenLeAfe: HE IS A DOVE
HalfwayVamped CHASE?
greenLeAfe: YES
greenLeAfe: COS THE HS GOES TO EARTH IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
greenLeAfe: AND FIRE
greenLeAfe: LOL ADEN SET HIM ON FIRE
HalfwayVamped LOL
HalfwayVamped YES
HalfwayVamped people are like OMG THE HOLY SPIRIT
HalfwayVamped and he's just screaming a stream of curses
HalfwayVamped and crashed into a bush
greenLeAfe: AND THEY RECEIVE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE TO CURSE IN ALL THE TONGUES
HalfwayVamped in front of whoever was walking by but it happened to be that important guy
HalfwayVamped greenLeAfe: YESSSS
greenLeAfe: Moses? XD
HalfwayVamped YEP
greenLeAfe: that was...PATRICK
HalfwayVamped he tells moses never to anger the aden-god or he'd end up ilke the bush
HalfwayVamped BUT THE ADEN GOD SMILES ON THE GAY PATRICK
HalfwayVamped so nothing bad came of it
greenLeAfe: LOL
greenLeAfe: "ON THE GAY PATRICK"
greenLeAfe: I DIED
HalfwayVamped i wonder....wud the aden god stew the gay patrick?
HalfwayVamped i feel like they'd be wrong for each other...
greenLeAfe: GODXMOSES? LOL
greenLeAfe: They would be...
HalfwayVamped AHAHAHA
greenLeAfe: but then again...Beef
HalfwayVamped beef
greenLeAfe: ew
HalfwayVamped oh beef
greenLeAfe: He's the pharoad
HalfwayVamped if he were just not a homophobe gay guy
HalfwayVamped YES.
greenLeAfe: * PHARAOH
HalfwayVamped YES.
HalfwayVamped and whatserface is the chick that took patrick in
greenLeAfe: "B ITCH. YOUR GAY. GTFO."
HalfwayVamped pharaohs daughter
HalfwayVamped DX
HalfwayVamped oh an yeah, we are definitely going to hell...
~HV/gem
THAT IS OUR STORY AND WE ARE STICKING TO IT
