"Allyson, do you think one day I'll get invited to play frisbee too?"
"No Sarah, you don't have a penis."
"Ohh.... BUT MY BOOBIES UNITE THE WORLD!"
I love conversations with my step mom.
"Steve, Steve! I'm going to get my permit today!" 12:03 pm, Sarah via text to her brother steve
*fails to bring proper paperwork once. tries again. Doesn't have any checks*
"NO WAY!!" 1:04 pm steve via text to sarah
*exasperated* "literally." 1:06 pm Sarah via text to Steve
This reminds me.. I MISS MY BROTHER ;A;
WILL ANYTHING ELSE WEIRD HAPPEN TODAY? stay tuned.
carry on
HV
