"It looks like its going to eat my head!"
"It's a donut!"
"More like an Appendage!"
"It's alive!!"
...
"Must there always be a naked lady on the screen saver?"
"Did you see whats in the water with her?"
"Let me guess, Another naked lady?"
"Noooo."
"Oh look. An octopus."
"An octopus!"
"Like the world needs more tentacle monsters."

~HV