My Cousin and I reading our horoscopes on tumblr:

*reads september*
*its totally wrong except for a few things and says something like REPOST OR ELSE YOUR FRIENDS WILL HATE YOU at the end*
I DONT LIKE THIS
ALL THE OTHER ONES SAY HAPPY THINGS AT THE END LIKE REPOST AND YOU'LL GET A BOYFRIEND. MINE SAYS I'LL GET IN A FIGHT. AND ITS TOTALLY WRONG. *mad*

*reads rachels*
Rachel: OMG THAT IS SOOOO ME
*the end of hers is like Repost and you'll have a happy life forever sparkledesu*

me: WAIT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BORN IN OCTOBER.
*reads october*
*its pretty accurate*
me: now let's see what happy thing i get if I repost!
*reads the end*
Post: if you don't repost this you'll be alone for ten years

I CANT WINNNNNNNNNN
~sarah