<_< >_> disregard the title....
WHO WANT'S TO BE MY DATE TO THE BALL?!
*points finger* I CHOOSE YOU
LETS GO RIGHT NOW.
uuuuhm
where'd I put my ax? In the dryer lint you say?
YOU ARE MY FRIIIIIEND. AHHHHH
stop with the ponies. you know who you are. >_0 allllways watching
WHO WANTS TO SCRUB MY BATHROOM AND CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE MY SPOUSE COMES OVERRRR?
WHO WANTS TO BE MY MOH?
NEVER MIND THE WEDDING IS CANCELLED BECAUSE I SPILLED ONE TINY DROP OF BARBEQUE SAUCE ON THE WHITE SHIRT.
i have no fear. She'll be back XD
Oh dear... I'll never get the boyfriends at this rate! MATTBETH WANTS THE BOYFRIENDS. MATTBETH MAD. MATTBETH SMASH.
I'm supposed to be cleaning.
If you read this i'll give you a gift and doodle you a picture and you get to be on my pirate crew.
YEAH
unless I don't actuallyy like you .then you just get the gift cuz I'm lazy.
GUYS. SINCE PROSTITUTES AND LAWYERS ARE THE SAME THING IM GOING TO GO BECOME A LAWSITITUE.
........did that make you think of law as a prostitute?
me too.
MARRY HAD A LITTLE LET ME SEE YOUR BOOBIES
speaking of boobies here's a conversation I'd like to share with you:
Al: My moma nd my sister all had big boobs when they were my age...me....ive got nothing!
me: are you kidding? I'm flatter!
Al: All i have to do is stand next to my mom and i feel like a pancake
me: same but with my brother.,...
everyone: .....
SPEAKING OF PANCAKES I MADE A SERIOUSLY HUGE ASS PANCAKE TODAYYYYY
and flipped it *_*
im sanji. bow to me bitches.
I HAD A DREAM I HIT A DOG WITH A CAR. OOPS.
peACE
HV
