1. You see your new neighbor for the first time but forget you have a drawn on beard
2. You drop your meatloaf on the kitchen floor but eat it anyway
3. You wonder if it's ok for the bottom of a boat to get wet during a thunderstorm because the owner only covered the top
4. You're showing your dad your blog and you stop JUST IN TIME because you were scrolling really fast and were an inch away from this:

5. You stick an M&M up your noes because when you have a 103 fever you lose mental capabilities and it ends up turning your nose (and excessive amounts of snot) bright blue

:D
HV