that obviously nobody will read
ANYWAY
i have good things but its always best to start with bad, RIGHT?
so the bottom row of my phone keys stopped working. my texts now look like this:
"talk with pao and jesse?" translation: Chat?
"She's awful right this ep." translation: she sucks atm
"Wait have quality talk with steve at the yard so i'll talk with law over pao" translation: never mind i'm having brother sister moments with steve on the porch, I'll text you
"I is at the yard with pool work I'll try to reappear asap" Translation: I'm outside brb
"I suppose they are surly dead dotdotdot fraky you sorta are asshole" translation: Yeah they're broken... Franky you are kinda an asshole
"I had no sleep thoughts" translation: i didn't dream
"I like the ear food after the episode" Translation: the new ending song is good! (i tried song but that turned into dog, music became usi, ending theme became edig thee and so yeah ear food)
AND MY DADS A PISSER ON TO THE GOODSTUFF
me at work today:
ashley, lets have a piñata party.
ashley, draw me pretty
ashley what if we tried to sell cubism to customers
ashley at work today
full throtle derpage! :SLFKGJSEKJGNEHGH
sarah. you're gonna be "the birth of venus"
Sarah, i covered the nudie body with your hair. you're totes chewie
SARAH, LETS DRAW US AS "THE BIRTH OF CHEWY"
by the way i made cookies
stacy at work today
YOU'LL ALL GET TETNIS.
by the way sarah, i made you rice kris pies in return for the jelly
DONT EAT THE LOBSTER CANDY.
me ashley stacy and eric
*behind stand eating candy*
ahh the playful banter
:D
plus i got a fifteen dollar tip!
