So some new ideas for life:
TO PROPERLY PUNISH CHILDREN, STAND THEM AGAINST A WALL UPSIDEDOWN FOR THIRTY MINUTES REPEAT AFTER TEN MINUTES FOR BEST RESULTS
BROWNIE IN A CUP. IN. A MOTHERHUMPING CUP. A MUG.
because crippled people have sex too.
always dance when everyone is watching
always tell your boss embarrassing stories of your past
name your child billyjoe or tuesday, they won't hate you for it i promise
dye your hair read
get a life and stop reading my shit
stay calm and YOYOI
dress as kalifa and go to sesame
buy a bubble gun
work wonders
discuss bdsm
make jello out of the blood of virgins
cosplay doflaingo
cosplay Kidd
Cosplay your mother
cosplay your father
Buy noodles that are fat
menstrate with pride
eat cornish hens and demand things like a viking
make nasty night every night
go out and marryhadalittleletmerubyourboobies
HV
soon to be
CP
