TO MY WIFE,
WHAT I PROPOSE
IS POLYGAMY
WHAT SAY YE, SPOUSE, TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF ANOTHER INTO THE DIVINE MARRIAGE AND MAKE WHAT WAS ONCE TWO AND A SPIDERWEB OF AFFAIRS INTO THREE?
I THINK HER NOSE, IN COMBINATION WITH THE LUMPYNESS OF MINE AND THE ROMANNESS OF YOURS WILL PROVIDE A NICE BREAK IN THE PATTERN.
AND WE CAN STAND IN HEIGHT ORDER.
WITH ALL MY LOVE AND MY CONCUBINE'S TOO,
SARAH
PS I know you cheated on me with her too so i don't see how i can be held accountable
