Q: why do you talk like that? Do you make your voice high pitched on purpose? It's annoying.
A: I do this before I see you everyday, just so you'll ask that question because hey, I'm an attention whore ;)
Q: Where are you going to college darling?!
A: FUCK THE FUCK OFF
Q: how old are you, you act like a child.
A: I'm seventeen bitches, sorry i'm a bad boyy girl
Q: You're so annoying
A: and that's not a question!
Q: why are your nails so long!? you should cut them.
A: no.
Q: you would wear that?! :O
A: *struts out in alleged fashion disaster* I make it work BB, I make it work
Q: can you stop calling me love, lovie, BB, Dear, darling, etc.
A: If you ask me nicely ;D
Q: can we be friends?
A: I'm sorry I'm not interesting enough for such a sassy homosexual such as yourself, but I'll keep trying hun
Q: have people really asked you these questions?
A: of course
Q: Wanna get on a boat and go on an adventure with me?
A: Babe I thought you'd never ask *takes your hand and leaps into the sunset*
