mood: super-happy hyper!!!
eating: cheese
listening to: the state songs!!!!/other
dreams: ummm had one about sharks, cousins, and Mr. air conditioner!
Today I went to Dorney Park! I MADE PIPPI GO ON THE DOMINATOR!!! she got mad at me! and screamed, "HOLY SHIT! SARAH YOU'RE SOOOOOO DEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" all the way down on the ride, but i evaded going on the swings, which i am absolutely terrified of! HERE COMES A CRISIS!!!! Austin, Erin, and Charles's locker broke! We had to find them. I started thinking, Austin's hair looks like wings, it flips out to the side. So you guys know that I'm a fan of nicknames, right? Well first it was Mr. wing head. But then I came up with Sir Flappy! (no perversion intended) We walked around the park for like an hour looking for them. We finally found them at their locker! So Erin came over and was talking to us, when Austin tried to throw a towel on her. He missed and it landed on my head. Without thinking, I accidentally said, "THANKS A LOT SIR FLAPPY!" Oops! I really meant to say Austin! I think he took it the wrong way tho, cuz u should have seen the look on his face. Awkward silence! (happy birthday gay baby) So that was stupid of me. We also went to the wave pool! I wanted to go deeper, but i ran back to the shallow end because I saw Mike and creepy 8th grader. AHHHHH! RUN AWAY!!!!! So me, pippi, and Jocelyn stayed in the shallow end; I sat down and dunked my head into the waves as they rolled by. So Meg was soaked, and she was wearing denim capris. So she wanted to buy some shorts. We went into a store with overly priced clothing. The store also had bracelets with names on them!!! as a joke i wanted one that said I <3 Liam. They did not have any liam bracelets!!! so i saw an engravable one. I wanted to get I <3 elasmosaurids + liam. Sorry speck, u don't fit on the charm!, written on it. But I didn't. So anyway we asked if there was a place with shorts on sale. She directed us to a shop. "Thank you much," I said, "MUCHO THANKO!!!!" I forgot how to say thank you in Spanish, not that she was Spanish or anything, I just felt like saying it, but it came out thanko. For some reason, I have a feeling that is NOT thank you. At lunch we started making up songs which I'll post Later. We listened to Vic Mignogna's frosty the snowman, pot bellied buddha, and soldier A! U ROCK VIC!!!! And then I thought of the state songs we learned i 5th grade! Here they are
I’m gonna drive to California,
And see a Sacramento movie star.
Then off to Oregon, the Beaver State,
And Salem, I can hardly wait.
I cruise to Washington and try,
Olympia’s famous apple pie.
Then off to Alaska goin’ way up there.
To Juneau with my long underwear.
Now I’m drivin’ in Hawaii and my tires are hot,
‘Cuz Honolulu is a volcanic spot.
My rims ride low when I travel through
The Western States and their capitals too.
Chorus:
The volume's turned up on the radio,
Got my foot on the gas and I’m ready to go.
My tires makin’ tracks on the interstate,
Driving though the Western half of the U.S.A!
My car got scratched in Montana where
In Helena I met up with a grizzly bear.
And I got hungry in Idaho,
So I stopped in Boise for a potato.
I’m driving in Nevada in the hot, hot sand,
Carson City’s where I try my best poker hand.
When I’m going to Wyoming, there’s a tent in the back,
In Cheyenne, I go camping with a pack on my back.
In the beehive state of Utah,
Salt Lake City is what I saw.
My rims ride low when I travel through
The Western States and their capitals too.
Chorus
I got my skis for the trip to Colorado.
Denver, the slopes, and the cold white snow.
I got my camera in Arizona, taking some pics,
Of the Grand Canyon and Phoenix.
My sunroof’s down in New Mexico.
Santa Fe’s where I’m gonna go.
In Oklahoma, I was driving too fast,
And by Oklahoma City I was out of gas.
I drove to Austin to change my oil.
Texas pumps crude right out of the soil.
My rims ride low when I travel through
The Western states and their capitals too.
Chorus
(here comes my favorite)
Chorus:
New England and Mid Atlantic,
We gonna get silly, and we’re gonna get frantic.
Mid Atlantic and New England,
We gonna bust the capitals to a record spin.
Let's start in a place that we call New England,
A few states are located in this region.
The Northeast side of the United States,
Is where this rap is gonna infiltrate.
The first State that we’re gonna learn today,
Is the Eastern most State in the USA.
Maine’s where you go if you want some lobster,
The capital here is called Augusta.
And next to that, is New Hampshire,
Or the Granite State: if you’d prefer.
Now get on the mic and hit record,
We gonna rock the capital city of Concord.
The Green Mountain State is called Vermont,
The capital Montpelier is what I want.
Now it would be a big mistake,
If you didn’t put their maple syrup on pancakes.
Now if you want old school, let me suggest,
Princeton or Harvard in Massachusetts.
With schools so big that you can get lost in,
By the way the capital is called Boston.
Independence and Connecticut
The first to be free, let’s not forget.
That’s why it's called the Constitution State
Hartford’s the capital – there’s no debate.
The smallest one? Let me think; just wait.
I know its known as the Ocean State.
The capital is Providence, oh now we stylin’
The smallest State is called Rhode Island.
Chorus:
New England and Mid Atlantic,
We gonna get silly, and we’re gonna get frantic.
Mid Atlantic and New England,
We gonna bust the capitals to a record spin.
My rhyme is large and my rhyme is gigantic.
My rhyme is gonna talk about the Mid Atlantic
There’s five States here that you gotta know,
So pay attention now cause here we go!
New York’s where you want to be
If you wanna go make the big money.
The Empire State is the one for me
Along with the capital, Albany.
And next is the State of New Jersey.
It’s got the highest population density.
There’s something that I’d like to mention,
The capital city here is called Trenton.
Now, Pennsylvania is doin’ well.
Is the State where they keep the Liberty Bell.
It’s a place where they make lot of steel,
Harrisburg’s the capital, keepin’ it real!
The State that we cannot compare,
Is the Diamond State of Delaware.
My 'Hommies' all call it the small wonder
The capital city is called Dover
The last State of this rap is Maryland
The city of Annapolis is within.
So get into a boat and catch some wind
Cuz we’re gonna cast off and go sailing.
Chorus:
New England and Mid Atlantic,
We gonna get silly, and we’re gonna get frantic.
Mid Atlantic and New England,
We gonna bust the capitals to a record spin.
(next)
Chorus:
It’s just the State I’m in,
It's in my mind; it's built in.
The North-Central States and the cities within’.
The State I’m in (what?).
It’s in my mind; (ho!) it's built in.
American capital cities within.
I’m in North Dakota, and what I know,
Sunflowers are what they grow.
They’re so bright; they kept away the dark,
So I can rock you all night in Bismarck.
I’m in South Dakota, ya know the score.
Carved in the rocks is Mount Rushmore.
And I was gonna stop right here,
But that night I had a show in the city called, Pierre.
I’m in Nebraska; I got a shiver.
‘Cause this State has the most miles of river.
I swam all day, and I swam all night,
And that night I’m in Lincoln to rock the mic.
Chorus
I’m in Kansas state to do a show,
When my tour bus gets hit by a tornado.
It whirled me all around, then it dropped me to the ground,
Facedown in Topeka, is where I was found.
I’m in Minnesota when I awake.
Surrounded by ten thousand lakes.
So I paddled my boat to the concert hall.
And we partied all night in St. Paul.
I’m in Iowa the next day,
Rockin’ all out in the Hawkeye State.
I do a big show and make big coin,
My fans go crazy in the city Des Moines.
Chorus
I’m in Missouri; I know the scene.
The biggest cash crop is the soybean.
But when I hit the stage in Jefferson City,
The biggest cash crop is gonna be me.
I’m in Wisconsin on a tour date,
And I’m gonna rock this Dairy State.
The stage explodes when I pull the pin,
I hit the mic hard in Madison.
I’m in Illinois when I see
A huge mob of fans chasing after me.
So I ran all around the Prairie State,
Springfield all night I can hardly wait!
Chorus
I’m in Michigan and my tires squeal.
They make cool rides, cool automobiles.
My music overheats the rockin’ gage.
When I’m in Lansing up on the stage.
I’m in Indiana still driving fast,
I got the needle pinned when I hit the gas.
Indianapolis is where I lap
Five hundred times around the track.
I’m in Ohio, this is where I belong.
It’s where the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame makes its home.
‘Cause I bust all day, I bust around the clock,
And I bust in Columbus where I come to rock.
Chorus
(next)
In the State of Arkansas,
The capital is Little Rock.
Mardi Gras in Louisiana State,
Baton Rouge always parties late.
Mississippi has the cotton fields,
Jackson, and the riverboat wheels.
Montgomery’s in the Yellow Hammer,
Known as the State of Alabama.
Chorus:
The Southeast States are
Easy to learn to a punk guitar.
So yell loud and jump around
To the capital cities and the punk rock sound!
Got my slide guitar in Tennessee,
Playin’ that old Nashville Country.
Place your bets in Kentucky,
Frankfort, and the horse derby.
The sun shines in Florida,
Tallahassee oranges, I saw.
Georgia is Atlanta’s home,
Peanuts, pecans and peaches are known.
Chorus
North Carolina’s where you gotta go,
To try Raleigh’s sweet potato.
And South Carolina is the Palmetto,
And Columbia is the city to know.
In West Virginia I have a lot of fun,
Hanging out in Charleston.
Virginia’s the home of the Pentagon
Along with the city of Richmond.
Chorus
HOW ROCKIN R THEY?!?!?!?!?! sorry I couldn't find a youtube video to go along with them
I figured out my new career goal! I shall be a dippin dots sales women! What is that u ask! It's a person who sells ice cream in dot form!!!!!! THE PLATOON OF LOSERS!!!!!!! The platoon of losers consists of:
mike
Sir flappy
creepy 8th grader
Charles
specko
they go by many names such as the platoon of losers, the band of losers, the losers, the loser gang, the gang of losers, and the group of losers!!!!! (sorry if you read this john, but u know i'm just poking fun!!!!)
okay i think that about sums it up. TTYL!!!!!!!!
