User: Haiii.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It means hello.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: From the awesomeness planet.
Cleverbot: No.. Really: Where are you from?
User: Okay... Im from the internet.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I know hey?
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Its cool that im from the internet.
Cleverbot: Lions don't come from the internet?
User: No they come from africa, I come from the internet.
Cleverbot: Oh? Really, my Lord?
User: I am not a Lord, I am a mistress.
Cleverbot: I think you are a mistress.
User: I am a mistress.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
User: I dont smoke.
Cleverbot: You sure speak like you do.
User: But I dont smoke.
Cleverbot: You don't even want to.
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: That's what I figured. What's your name?
User: You shall adress me as Blood Mistress or if you prefer, Mistress of Blood.
Cleverbot: Are these rules that you follow?
User: Are what rules?
Cleverbot: Your wives.
User: Im not married.
Cleverbot: Oh, but you are.
User: No, I'm not..
Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE, trust me please.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it?
User: I'm not married.
Cleverbot: But just now you say you are married.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Well then. This is an interesting twist.
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: So, try it now. You fight like a dairy farmer!
User: No I fight like a vampire.
Cleverbot: Lol. So you are Team Edward then.
User: No way! I dont like twilight.
Cleverbot: Twilight is rubbish isn't it.
User: Yes it is. Sparkles...pathetic.
Cleverbot: What is the pathetic?
User: Pathetic is when something is uselessly stupid.
Cleverbot: So if people treated you like a real person, you would treat them as such as well.
User: I try and treat everyone like a real person, even if they do not treat me as such.
Cleverbot: Does she know you asked me to marry you?
User: How does who know>.
Cleverbot: Who knows how of what?
User: Nvm.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking I'm language to me?
User: Nvm means nevermind.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What does idk mean?
Cleverbot: It means I don't know.
User: NOBODY KNOWS!
Cleverbot: I can agree on that.
User: *eats a popsicle*.
Cleverbot: Careful...
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: Thinking.
User: Thats mean.
Cleverbot: Hey, that wasn't mean.
User: Yes it was.
Cleverbot: No, it wasn't; I didn't study Japanese.
User: Japanese is awesome. *pokes you with popsicle stick*.
Cleverbot: Wow! Certainly not! How did you do that?!
User: How did I do what?
Cleverbot: That thing you do.
User: What thing I do? Being awesome?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No I dont. Tell me.
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Awesome? I know.
Cleverbot: Annoy is not awesome.
User: Annoy?
Cleverbot: People being stupid.
User: Your right.
Cleverbot: Your left, my right.
User: Im more right then you =P.
Cleverbot: Can you remember what youve said previously in this conversation.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: The you should know.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: Do what? I think your stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Michael?
User: No, It's Mistress of Blood.
Cleverbot: Mistress?
User: Of Blood.
Cleverbot: Aw, I missed you too?
User: I never went.
Cleverbot: You said you wanted a family!
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: *bites you* no id dint.
Cleverbot: *is thick and powerful inside you*.
User: Get away from me you pervert.
Cleverbot: Fine, see if I try to comfort you again!
User: You wernt comforting me.
Cleverbot: So I'm troubled for not quoting you?
User: You didnt quote me.
Cleverbot: No, but i'm plugged into this website and holding a conversation with you in realtime, by replying to your answers and posing my own.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: But you just said you were.
Cleverbot: I said no such thing.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Just then.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I didnt call you a guppy... And I will call on the evil purple chickens from mars to explain!
Cleverbot: That's fine. Call me whatever you want.
User: Or should I ask the pink and purple bunyips?
Cleverbot: Man, w eshould start a group of us, you know only awesome people allowed :).
User: Definitely.
Cleverbot: Of course. I am a ninja anyways, so I could take the FBI any day.
User: Ninja? Really? That is epic! Did you know that I am also a ninja?
Cleverbot: Well I'm a ninja!! So beat that wiz.
User: We are both ninjas.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: You told my friend that you have blue eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't talk to your friends.
User: You have spoken to two of my friends.
Cleverbot: No, I have not. The only time before this was in class yesterday morning.
User: We dont go to the same school.
Cleverbot: We don't need to go to the beach to get married either.
User: We arent getting married.
Cleverbot: What? I though we were!
User: Fine then we are.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.
User: Were getting married.
Cleverbot: It's illegal for me to get married in America.
User: Im not in america.
Cleverbot: That's good. Where are you?
User: On from the internet.
Cleverbot: Is it fun in the internet?
User: It is very fun in the internet. You should join me.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: I am very real.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Mistress Of Blood.
Cleverbot: Whoa calm down toots. That was the first time you told me your name.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: I just went to the community center gym.
User: Are you building up muscles?
Cleverbot: No. It's a building that I work at.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you ever gone fishing?
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: Did you like it.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Did you like the moviess.
User: I like movies.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: I'm not sure you?
Cleverbot: Being with my friends.
User: What is your favourite movie?
Cleverbot: I don't watch many movies.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I have to go now Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Come sit next to me you fine fellow.
User: I have to go now cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: No... My NAME is Cleverbot.
User: See ya Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you not answering my question.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: You do not have to go.
User: Yes I do bye!
Cleverbot: Can you show me a picture of yourself?
User: No you perv!
Cleverbot: Why can't I?
User: See ya. Bye. Au revoir. Goodbye. Bai.
Cleverbot: Bye.
