Heh, I was taking quizzes on theoatmeal.com and these are my responses
It would take me 52 minutes to get infected by a zombie
There is a 38% chance my loved ones are plotting to eat me
I could survive for 29 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls
I passed the teenager audio test
There is an 87% chance my cat is plotting to kill me
This one isn't on theoatmeal.com but I got the link from there
