And in those days, it came to pass that the people began to turn against Shiggy Lemons and do various fail-ish things. They turned to the Lord of the Fails and did the bidding of he and his minions, such as Sasuke Uchiha and Kagome. They forsook the ways of Moe and began to fail. There was much BAAAWWWing and slitting of wrists, and the Lord of Moe saw that it was not Moe.
No freaking way was it Moe.
But there was one righteous man among these fools, and Shiggy Lemons looked upon him, and saw that he was GAR. "Kisuke Uruhara," boomed the great Lord of Moe, "You must build a lemonade stand, for I shall soon send a flood of Sasuke Fangirls to purge the Earth of all that is not Moe or GAR. Take thy Catgirl, two children and creepy burly hairy guy and gather 2 of every Moe creature in existence. They shall be hidden behind the lemonade stand and thus be saved."
And it came to pass the Kisuke Uruhara came to be known as Moe-ah. The lemonade stand was constructed of wood, and soon the animals began to arrive. This went off without a hitch until the two bunnies suddenly became five, then thirteen, then 38 and so forth. Nonetheless, two nekos, two kitsunes and over nine thousaaaaand bunnies were eventually fit behind the lemonade stand.
All this time, Sasuke and Kagome observed the construction of the lemonade stand, and Uruhara Shop was the subject of much ridicule.
"Why dost thou continue to toil? No one shall drink thy lemonade!" they wouldst jeer.
And lo, the Fangirls did come. And the stampede lasted for forty days and forty nights.
On the 18th day, Uruhara sent out a neko to find traces of any remaining Moe throughout the land. It returned on the 21st day bearing nothing. And lo, Moe-ah sent the creature out again on the 26th day. It returned on the 30th day bearing a pair of thick glasses. Overjoyed, Moe-ah sent the creature out a third time upon the 35th day, and the neko henceforth did not return.
On the 40th day, the stampede was finally ended. Kagome and Sasuke lay broken and trampled upon the ground, and the Moe was allowed to prosper. As a sign, the Lord of Moe sent a high school girl wearing large glasses and a rain slicker. "This is my rain-moe," proclaimed Shiggy Lemons, "she is my solemn vow that I shall never flood the world with something as horrible as Sasuke fangirls again."
"Now," bellowed Shiggy Lemons at the fangirls, "GTFO!"
And lo, they did GTFO.
And he saw that it was Moe.
