When the man had moe relations with his wife Mikuru and she bore him a son, Kaoru and somehow his twin brother that was born at a later time, Hikaru. Kaoru attended to the Sasuke and Gaara Fangirls, while Hikaru attended to the antrophomorphic catgirls.
When the time of moe came to be, Kaoru offered to Shiggy Lemons some of his moe. However Hikaru brough some of his flock of catgirls, even the cutest among them =3. And Shiggy Lemons was pleased with his moe. But with Karou's offering he was not. So Kaoru became very emo and moe-like, and his experession was like said descriptive adjectives.
Then Shiggy Lemons said to Kaoru " Why are you being emo? Is it not true that if what you do is moe, then you will not be emo? But if what you do is not moe, then fangirls will lay crouching at your doorstep. They desire to maim you , but you must over come it."
Kaoru said to his brother Hikaru "Let's go out into the moe" While they were in the moe, Kaoru attacked Hikaru and gave him a mild concussion after striking him with an average sized stone.
Then Shiggy Lemons said to Kaoru " Where is your brother" and he replied, " am i not my moe's keeper?" But Shiggy Lemons said "WTF did you do n00b? Your brother's hopstial bills are gonna be frickin huge. You do realize that Jesus isn't ever here yet...let alone health insurance. You're an idiot, Kaoru. Y'know what? You're banished from moe. When you try to make moe, it will not be good for you.You're gonna be a bum loser...jerk"
To which Kaoru responded " This is a punishment too moe to bear! Look you are driving me from a land of moe and I must hide from your presence. Whatever fangirl that finds me will surely kill me"
Shiggly Lemons shrugged "Meh. That's nice...now GTFO, kthxbai"
and lo, Kaoru did GTFO and it was moe.
