Shiggy Lemons loves moe so much. And he has filled the world with many wonderful moe characters and sunglasses so we know how moe it is.
Now back in the day of Konata, there were two cities named Yao-dom and Yur-morrah. The people who lived there who had turned away from Shiggy Lemons and moe. They didn't care about Moe. They didn't do anything for Shiggy Lemons. They'd rather have lots of fangirl/boy pleasing things to please fanboys/girls. This was not Moe. So Shiggy Lemons was gonna rock those towns, rock them inside out. Was gonna rock those towns, make them scream and shout.
Konata had a friend there named Kagami who lived in Yur-morrah. She knew that Kagami and her family were worshippers of Moe and loved to ponytails. Konata
took a deep breath and was about to argue with Shiggy Lemons. But Shiggy Lemons saw this and said....
"Konata, if you can do the Motekke! Sailor Fuku dance with fifty moe worshippers, then I will not destroy the city"
"But Shiggy, what if there are only 40 people to dance with?"
"Ahight, then 40"
"But Shiggy what about, 30"
"30, ok"
"But Shiggy..."
"ALRIGHT!!!! GEEZ, IF YOU CAN FIND 10 FRICKIN PEOPLE, THEN THE CITY IS SPARED FROM A 50's THROWBACK MADE IN THE 80s"
So Shiggy Lemons sent down two cool dudes to go see if people who worshipped moe and were capable of dancing were in the cities. Kagami met them at the gate.
"Hello dudes, please stay the night at my house."
"Nah, we're good. We'll stay in the square." the dudes replied
"No please, I insist." Kagami knew that in Yur-morrah that the girls would tear apart any male that dared tread upon their girl/girl ways.
So the dudes stayed the night at Kagami's house, but the Yur-morrah girls smelled the men's presence and that drove them into a frenzy. They surrounded Kagami's house.
"Bring out your dead!" They shouted for some reason. Kagami told them to GTFO, but lo they did not.
The dudes said to Kagami " Hurry up, take your family and flee the city and do not look back because it's about to get serious in this piece."
So Kagami and her family fled the city and Shiggy Lemons bleated the song at full volume, cranking it up to 11 because his stuff goes up to 11. Tsukasa heard the music and looked back, and as she did the dudes turned her into a tentacle monster.
And so, Shiggy Lemons destroyed the non-moe in those cities. And he rocked those towns apart.
And it was moe.
