(Here is a quick break from the Word of Moe. Instead, here is something else to enrich your lives -- if you are ever in a tough spot and are in need of guidance, this prayer is a good starting point for communication with the Lord of Moe.)

Our Lord Shiggy Lemons, who art in the Land of Moe,
hallowed be thy Moe.
Thy canon come.
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in the Land of Moe.
Give us this day our daily cheezburger,
and forgive us our failings,
as we forgive those who fail against us.
And lead us not into tentacles,
but deliver us from Fail.
[For thine is the canon,
and the POWA, and the GAR,
for ever and ever.
Amen.]