Momma Love's Movies

My darlings, welcome to Momma Love's Movies with Momma Love! You see, I've always wanted to do movie reviews and such but my friends always say that I'm stupid for trying because I don't know movies. Trust me, I've seen a ton of movies. Sure they're not diverse but I know the difference between good and bad. So, here is where I will tell you which movies you ought and ought not see. I know that won't stop some of you from going to the movies and seeing these horrible things but, if you go, see it in 2D. There's nothing more disappointing that seeing a terrible movie in 3D, you waste money and you waste precious time.

WARNING THERE WILL BE MAD SPOILERS IN THIS WORLD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I'LL TRY TO KEEP SPOILAGE TO A MINIMUM FOR MOVIES IN THEATERS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I WILL CONSIDER IT FREE GAME!

Without further adieu, welcome to Momma Love's Movies!

Next Review: Les Miserables (2012)

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Hunger Games (2012)

Finally read and watched the Hunger Games! So proud of myself~ and I swore not to get spoiled for Catching Fire but I SAW SOMETHING ON WIKI AND I GOT SPOILED. ONLY HALF WAY SPOILED. I'M STILL EXCITED FOR IT. Now, onto my review, not a summary this time around. Kisses~

Hunger Games Review:

This is a review based on my knowledge of the Hunger Games and how it compares to its written counterpart. I would like to thank Suzanne Collins for giving birth to such a literary gem.

May I just say that the Hunger Games was a magnificent book and no film could ever hope to reach such infamy? As a film the Hunger Games lacks a lot of the nail-biting suspense that kept us reading and a lot of development in the relationship between Katniss and Peeta. It was good and Jennifer Lawrence played a very believable loving sister and stone-cold warrior with a heart of gold but it lacked in the “magic” department. The importance of the Mockingjay is completely ignored and even the relationship between Rue and Katniss is botched. To those who liked the book I suggest you watch with caution and to those who haven’t read the book I command that you read that first. I finished the book a whole five minutes before I watched the movie (last night) and I’m very grateful that I did. I got to enjoy every raw emotion, every near death experience, and every demise to the fullest of my ability.

And may I just say… PEENISS KEETA FOREVER. GALE, GTFO.

Neo Ned (2005)

GRRL. I'M SORRY I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS. I OPENED UP MOMMA LOVE'S MOVIES TO DO TWO BROTHERS AND I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED NEO NED. I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOORRY!

Requested by Ritona Raito

A Neo Nazi falling in love with a black woman when they both have a psychotic break at the same time in the same mental institution. On paper, Neo Ned sounds like a joke, but, in reality, it's a heart felt story of two unsuspecting people finding something in each other that they hadn't been able to find from the world and simultaneous falling in love. This cinematic experience proves that no matter what your upbringing is, if you listen to your heart you can overcome any prejudice and it proves that no matter how broken you are you can always find someone who will care and cherish you.

Neo Ned is a must watch for those who don't mind laughing, "awwww"ing, and crying.

xoxo, Momma Love

Old vs. New: Episode One

Hello all! Welcome to a different sort of installment of Cinema Land! Today I'm doing an Old vs. New and it will be featuring Spider-Man (2002) and The Amazing Spider-Man (2012). I'm going to way...

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Essay: 07/27/12 | By: LoveInChains | 3 comments | Other Movies | Tags: Andrew Garfield, Ben Parker, Betty Brant, Bill Nunn, Captain George Stacy, Chris Zylka, Cliff Robertson, Denis Leary, Dr. Curt Conners, Elizabeth Banks, Emma Stone, Flash Thompson, Green Goblin, Gwen Stacy, Harry Osborn, Irrfan Khan, J. J. Jameson, J. K. Simmons, James Franco, Joe Manganiello, Joseph "Robbie" Robertson, Kirstun Dunst, Martin Sheen, Marvel, Marvel Comics, Marvel Studios, Mary Jane Watson, May Parker, Michael Papajohn, Norman Osborn, Peter Parker, Rhys Ifans, Rosemary Harris, Sally Field, Spider-Man, Spider-Man (2002), Stan Lee, The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), The Lizard, Tobey Maguire, William Dafoe

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Hello fellow movie lovers! Time for another summary and review from Momma Love! I'm doing a summary of this one because it's not too different from the one made back in 2002 so you won't get spoiled by much. New villian, new love interest, and a n...

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Brave (2012)

We are back, we are back! As you can tell from the title, I have finally seen Brave. Saw it three days ago with a friend since she didn't want to see Magic Mike, not a great substitute for naked men but it was a good movie none-t...

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