Rabid Fangirl Alert (aka Bleach 591)

Tsukiro: *gulps and looks behind him* So, uh, as most of you/or all of you might know, my RPer is a girl who may or may not be obsessed with a certain captain... And... uh... *starts sweating*

Well... She's gone mad.

RPer: *balled up in a corner rocking back and forth* I'm gonna kill that bitxh. She turned into a zombie. Fuxking squad 4 dragging their asses, now he's a mindless puppet to that disgusting, warped and twisted he-she quincy. And she made him dress up in that hideous outfit and his hair is messed up and he looks like one of the Noah clan in D.Gray-Man... Why wasn't it matsumoto...? *mutters*

Tsukiro: But... he kind of looked cool, in a macabre kind of way. And you get to see him beat the hell out of people with his cool ice powers. (no pun intended)

RPer: *turns and glares at him with bloodshot eyes of death* WHAT WAS THAT?

Tsukiro: *flinches and walks away* I don't think I know how to deal with an insane fangirl.

RPer: If you ever say that again, I'll murder you! I don't care if you are my own character! I'll rip your hair out by the roots and scalp you!!!

Tsukiro: N-no! What I meant was, he's not dead! He'll snap out of it and rip the zombie he-she quincy a new one, just like he did cang du! He'll come to his senses and save everyone! He'll own all of them! Just watch! *punches the air, mock cheers* Go Hitsguaya! Banzai!

RPer: *collapses and sobs uncontrollably* But that will be either a week or two weeks from now...!!!!!

Tsukiro: ....... *Turns around again with a fearful smile* Someone please help me... I can't take this for a week or any longer...

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((*sniffs* but... i do want to see hitsugaya kick some ass... even if it's soul reaper ass... T^T at least kubo didn't forget about him like he did Izuru...

KICK THEIR ASS TOSHIRO!

Then kick the quincy's ass...))

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