Like inner sakura I have an inner voice! Here I will post conversations I’ve been in or overheard. I swear all of this is true and I’ll update when I can. Inner chaz may not appear in all conversations.(names will be changed in case I’m sued).

At a posh looking Chinese restaurant
Me: finally I can sit down after all that shop…
Waiter: what drinks do you want?
Retro bunny: huh? Um diet coke?
Me: yeah me ..
Waiter: 2 large cokes *poof*
Me: WTF just happened?
RB: we didn’t even get the menu!
*whilst eating*
Waitress: are you done:
Me: erm no!
Inner me: do you not see food in my plate?
RB: LOL XD
Me: omg!!! Look near the kitchen quick!
RB: what?
Me: in the waiters hands! Frozen food boxes, lots of them!
RB omg! I thought it was authentic Chinese food!
Me: that looks like the packaging from [can’t name store for legal reasons]

*latter we both went to said store and discovered most the buffet food there was from the supermarket! My friend latter reviewed this place online, I’ll send a link if you want to read it*

~At work~

*trying to remove security tag from scarf but it wouldn’t come off! *

Co worker: try to bash it off with this *gives stapler*
Me: ok thanks. *hits tag against magnet carefully*
Customer: hey what are you doing?
Me: taking the tag off, its stuck as its in the wrong place.
Customer: it’s a gift for someone I don’t want a hole in it.
Inner me: the tag makes a small hole anyway dumb bitch. Who buys a scarf as a gift anyway? Does she know kakashi?!
Me: I assure you its not damaged *shows scarf*
Customer: I DON’T WANT IT!
Me: O_O ok,erm I’ll get another one *gives her new one, while manager is next to me!*
Customer: *gives daggers*
Inner me: BITCH! Now to piss her off more.
Me: will you be using your store card today?
Customer: no.
Me: do you want to open an account?
Customer :no
Me: do want any gift vouchers?
Customer: NO!
Me: thank you for shopping here today, byeeeee ^_^..NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE!
Co workers: LOL XD
Manager: you all right?
Me: yeah no problem boss.
Manager: customers are always right…unfortunately.
Co worker : omg this woman was so horrible to her.*talks to other co worker*
Inner me: aww I’m loved!