Mood: Groggy. ;3;
Hey guys. I had this weird dream a few nights ago.
In my dream, I woke up one day with PIMPLES ALL OVER MY FACE. They weren't just normal pimples, they were like... small red circle pimples that filled up nearly my face's entire surface area. ;A; I would even lift up hair near my forehead, and I had these pimples on my scalp, too! UNDERNEATH MY HAIR! ;A;A;A;
So I put on a lot of cleanser and washed my face a lot and stuff. And waited...
...
And then I woke up and thought "....what a weird dream."
THE END.
Oh by the way.
Dare's not a US citizen because he wasn't born in the US and hasn't been naturalized yet because he just turned 18 years old (in the story).
HE ALSO CAN'T BE PRESIDENT! TEE HEE.
He never knew.
Dare's story is so unlikely and alsdkjalrkdt. ;3; I don't know how he could've not known he wasn't a US citizen for 18 YEARS OF HIS LIFE. DOESN'T HIS AUNT TELL HIM ANYTHING??!??!
Apparentally not.
aowretihaya
I'm just talking to myself, sorry. :|
EDIT: DERIVATIVE CITIZENSHIP!
DARE! YOU'RE SAVED!
Derivative Citizenship
Some children become U.S. citizens automatically, or "derivatively," through their parents' naturalization. The laws about "derivative citizenship" vary, depending upon the date that the parent(s) naturalized.
On or after February 27, 2001, a child will become a U.S. citizen derivatively as soon as all of the following things happen:
- the child is under 18 years old;
- the child is or becomes a permanent resident;
- a parent of the child is sworn in as a naturalized U.S. citizen after February 27, 2001; and
- the child lives with and is in the legal custody of the parent who became the U.S. citizen.
It does not matter in what order these things happen. The child will become a U.S. citizen derivatively through his parent's naturalization as long as all of these requirements are met before the child's 18th birthday. The child could have been living outside the U.S. at the time his parent became a U.S. citizen, as long as he later enters the U.S. as a permanent resident to live with that parent while still under 18 years old. Note that this applies only to children by birth or legal adoption of the U.S. citizen. Step-children through marriage, and children only under legal guardianship of the naturalized U.S. citizen, cannot become U.S. citizens derivatively.
(From http://www.ptla.org/immigrants/english/citizenship.htm)
Dare's Aunt legally adopted Dare, and lets say she aquired citizenship after Feb. 27, 2001. Haha... :D;;
YAY, DARE! YOU'RE A US CITIZEN!
But you still can't be president. I think.
