I stole this from Wakusei Aoshi. :D
Because it looked fun.
Uh... Yeah. It's a character meme.
I'm doing Dare because he's fun to type as. :D
1.)What's your name?
Oliver Cromwell (WOAH! IT'S MY LAST NAME! You never knew.), but you should call me Dare.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Oliver Cromwell is some important British guy in British history. :D Yeah. I rock. WHAT.
Actually, I hate my name.
That's why I go by Dare.
Yeah.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Single-taken! :D
Just kidding.
I am a single 18-year-old loser who's never kissed a girl or had a girlfriend.
;A; PITY ME.
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
I have the ability to be un-smooth.
;A; PITY ME SOME MORE.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
GUESS WHO? IT'S GARY-STU! IN YOUR SHOE!
I like rhyming.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Heck no, I'm a wimp. :D
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Yeah, my aunt, my cousin, my uncle, my mom, and my dad. :D
8.) Oh? How about pets?
YOU ARE MY PET.
...
idk seriously.
No, I have no pets.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Uh... I don't like... something... ._.
I don't like mean people. :I There.
10.) Something that you do like?
Music. C:
AND FOOD.
I LOVE TO EAT ALSJFLDHTS;OITJAKRA.
I'm like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. No matter how much I eat, I'm still FREAKISHLY SKINNY.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to play the bass guitar. And the oboe. Aha...
I also like listening to music...
And I like movies.
And video games. :D
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I once punched this guy for being a jerk to one of my friends, and then he punched me. :D
What a great story.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
Oh. Totally.
Totally NOT. (what?)
No.
Killing is bad. :D Don't kill anyone, kids! :D
14.)What kind of animal are you?
HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN.
WORD, YEAHHH.
HU TO THE MAN!
HUMAN!
15.)Name your worst habits.
I, uh....
Say stupid stuff without meaning to. ;A;
I also like to verbally beat myself up.
Because I'm an idiot.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
I... don't know right now....
I think George Washington is pretty cool. :D
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight!
Or so I tell myself.
Idk.
I LIKE GIRLS.
18.)Do you go to school?
Yessss.
Schooool.
I'm currently not physically in school, but I still get homework! :D
I read the classes online while I'm on tour.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Yes I do! :D
...if someone will marry me one day. "orz
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Apparentally, I do....
._.
Who the hell would want to be my fan? I'm a total moron.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
Uh... Like...
Scary things... ._.
I'm scared of changing.
22.) O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
BLACKKK.
AND BLUEEEEE.
BLACK AND BLUE!
That's a Backstreet Boys album. :D
I LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS, DON'T HATE!
23.) Eyes?
Bluuueee!
People tell me I have pretty eyes.
I'm frickin' gorgeous, chyeah.
Not.
24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted
A string bikini.
Oh. Nothing perverted.
Well, you know...
A BLACK SHIRT WITH AN APPLE ON IT AND BLUE JEANS! :D
By the way, the string bikini part was just a joke.
I don't really wear a string bikini.
I swear.
When I go swimming, I wear swim trunks.
:D
25.)Ok. What's your religion?
Christian. C:
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
HOLY SH--
I'M TAKING A QUIZ?!
I DIDN'T STUDY! ;A;
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
OOOObviouslyyyy.
Like, le duhhhhh.
/annoying
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
BOOOOSTOOOON!!!!
MASSACHUUUSETTS!!!!
Boston, Massachusetts.
There.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Low-middle-high class! :D
No, I'm serious this time.
I was low class when I lived with my parents, then I was middle class when I moved in with my aunt, then I was high class (I guess?) when I became a ROCK STAR YEAAAAHHHH.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Idk. A good amount, I guess...
I've got 6 or 7 really good friends. :)
Like Zack, Michka, Loyal, and Rick. And my cousin. And my aunt. And people....
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
My unsmooth-ness.
It'd be great to hold a conversation without sounding like an idiot.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
GO TO COLLEGE! :D
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie.
I love pie.
All pie.
PIE! :D
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
I-i-i don't know, I like lots of food! ;A;
35.) Favourite drink?
SOOODAAA!
Not beer.
I don't drink.
Remember kids, underage drinking is bad! ;D
36.) What is your favourite place?
Home. ;m; I love being at home.
37.) Least favourite?
FRICKIN' MARS. (?!!)
38. What will make you really mad?
If you're a jerkoff to my friends...
Or just like.
Rude.
D:
Sorry.
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
THIS QUIZ IS SO LONG.
IT'S MORE LIKE A TEST. ;A;
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
Oh.
41.) One more thing.
YOU LIED TO ME.
42.) ...Uke or Seme? I mean, Who "RECEIVES" and who "GIVES" ??
UKEME YEAAAAAAHHHH.
No.
IDK MAN, SHUT UP.
DARE CROMWELL, O-U-T OUT! PEACE! (what the heeeeckkkkk)
...
The end!
Oh, Dare.
You moron. :D
