While our intrepid explorers were exploring Medusa's Cave, trouble was brewing back on Motavia.
Servant Girl: Governor Landale? King Kira is sending you a Hyper-gram Priority Level 5 message.
Governor Landale: Well, beam it into my office.
Servant Girl: Yes, sir!
(computer monitor flickers on, then Kira's face pours into the room.)
King Kira: Governor Landale! How nice it is to see you!
Governor Landale: Kira! What do you want?
Kira: I want to know where my little Kikuko is. Do you know?
Governor Landale: With my daughter, I suppose.
Kira: Mmm...With your despicable little brat! Well then...I'll just keep you here with my boring, new...Laser Block. (laughs) Now no one can save your little planet! Not even FM 133.7 KPWN's Hour of Classic Power will calm your fears!
Radio: (sung)1-3-3-point-7 KPWN! (spoken)Time for The Hour of Classic Power on 133.7...KPWN.
Governor Landale: Curse you!
Kira: Maybe I will curse you! I have power over you after all.
Meanwhile, back on Neo-Palma, our explorers have found Ryu. Now, to depetrify him and get the hex out of there.
Kikuko: How do we do that, Mr. Narrator-that-sounds-a-lot-like-Yoshi!
Well, I know because I am the Narrator. I just won't tell you.
Kikuko: Stupid people outside of the storyline. One of these days, I am going to see how you know everything about our lives.
You will, trust me.
Yuka: Kikuko, who were you talking to?
Kikuko: Uh......No one inside of this story.
Yuka: What story?
Kikuko: Never mind...you won't understand.
Yuka: Maybe if we rub this stuff on like you would rub lotion on.
Good idea Yuka!
Yuka: Who was that?!?!?!
Kikuko: The guy I was talking to.
Yuka: He sounds like Yoshi!
Yoshi: What about me?
Yuka: Nothing Yoshi. Let's free Ryu. (rubs antidote on Ryu)
Ryu: (Pulls a Miroku)
Yuka: (yelps)
Yoshi: I forgot to tell you...He is worse than I am.
Kikuko: I can see that.
Yuka: My innocence! *sobs*
Yoshi: Hello, Ryu-sensei.
Ryu: Ah! Yoshi-kun! Have you told these girls about me?
Yoshi: Everything except for the secret.
Ryu: INTRODUCE ME YOU IDIOT OF A STUDENT!
Yoshi: This is Kikuko Kira and Yuka Landale.
Ryu: I am Ryu. You don't need a last name. As for you Ms. Landale. I am sorry. I am a really old half-breed who knows a few girls here and there. You are the first one I met since SC 530.
Kikuko: How old are you?
Ryu: Professional secret that any vampire, full or half, should keep.
Let me describe Ryu before we move on. He is charming...Not as charming as Edward Cullen, yet somewhere between Joshua "Yoshi" Cain and The Cullens. Though, he can make a move on the ladies faster than Miroku. He doesn't sparkle in the sun, yet he is probably the most handsome man alive...Next to the Cullens.
Yuka: He is somewhat cute. WHAT THE HECK! HE IS HOT!
Kikuko: So...What do you teach Yoshi? The Way of the Pervert?
Ryu: No. Swordsmanship.
Kikuko and Yuka: SWORDSMANSHIP???
Ryu: I am so afraid of swords that I decided to actually master and teach them myself.
Yoshi: Talk about fear as a good thing...
Yuka: Why are you afraid of swords?
Kikuko: A vampire, half or full, can only be killed with a sharp object through the heart, right?
Ryu: (in a scholar's outfit) +10 points to the cute girl in the high-tech armor!
Yuka: Don't you have to drink...blood?
Ryu: I force myself to abstain from certain types, including students and cute girls like you. Oh and also all humans.
Kikuko: Then how do you live?
Ryu: Without magic. It's all cool with me.
Yoshi: Hey! Let's get back to Motavia, shall we?
Somewhere in the void closer to Motavia than Neo-Palma.
Nerd: Who was that? Am I in some movie?
Ummm...idk? My bff Usagi Tsukino?
Nerd: What about Sailor Moon? Who are you? Come out before I Force Choke you!
NERD!
Nerd: I take offense to that!
Don't worry. I am just a Narrator in some Anime Film.
Nerd: Whose the nerd now!
Voice over intercom: Activation code for laser block satellite five is 5...7...theta...juliet...skywalker...vader...kilo...delta.
Nerd: 57TJ-VKD Gotcha!
(types code into system)
System: Blocking all spacecraft...cutting all transmissions...systems are go.
Just outside of this mess...
Kikuko: I am hungry. I can go for a Rolf-burger now.
Yuka: Me too.
Ryu: What's in this Rolf-burger?
Yoshi: Ryu-sensei, it has three delicious patties of beef, all the tomatoes you can fit on a bun, and a whole lot of Caesar dressing!
Yuka: Don't forget the fresh lettuce!
Kikuko: mmm...
Ryu: There is some sort of satellite network outside of Motavia.
Yuka: How do you know this?
Ryu: I am a vampire...It's what I do.
Satellite Five: Incoming Starship. Halt. Identify yourselves.
Yoshi: That doesn't sound like Aki-san.
Yuka: That's because Aki-nii died
Yoshi: Wow! Then it must be that satellite network around Mota.
Ryu: (smacks Yoshi upside the head) Trust your sensei!
Yoshi: Ouch! That smarts!
Ryu: That was your lesson! It was a lesson not to be repeated.
Satellite Five: Identify yourselves and prepare for boarding!
Ryu: Oh brother! Hey guys! Let's go and take down this network.
Yuka: This is Yuka Landale and party ready to enter Motavia and start partying.
Satellite: Yuka and Party, standby for inspection.
(airlock hisses)
Airlock computer: Boarding successful.
(party sneaks out of starcraft)
Yuka: Are we all here?
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Kikuko: I know I am.
Ryu: Right behind you.
Yuka: (reading a map) Ops room is this way!
=Ops room=
Nerd: Wow! I just found out that the final episode of Neo-Genesis Evangelon is on m33t00b3.
Yes, I know. I posted it there in the first place.
Nerd: ITSTHATCREEPYNARRATORVOICE!
Yuka:(outside ops room) This is it. I know it.
Kikuko: Are you sure.
Yuka: I am completely positive.
*fwish*
Nerd: Who are you?!?!
Yuka: Yuka Landale and party...?
Nerd: (pulls out a lightsword) Then I challenge you to a duel of blades!
Ryu: Yuka. May I take this challenge? I am not asking you because of feelings or anything...it is because you are the...
Yoshi: Ryu-sensei and Yuka-chan sitting in t3h tr33...k-i-s-s-i-n-g...
Yuka: No Ryu-san. I'll fight.
As the light from both blades emerged from each hilt, a certain feeling swept over Yuka. She saw the true intentions of Ryu and had an idea. Long ago, in Anomalical Biology, she found out that human blood is not just the source of a vampire's power, but also the very substance of pacts between humans and vampires.
Yuka: Do me a favor and just give up.
The movements of each fighter was splendid. Each thrust being parried. The sound of the blade in mid-air, the colors blending together, the sparks, the sound of contact. And finally...
Nerd: I...can't finish...this fight.
Kikuko: (walks over to a control panel and turns off the satellite) Good. I don't have to settle that.
Yuka: (panting) Ryu. I would like to speak to you in private when we land in Paseo.
Ryu: Ok?...
As the satellite network started to fail, the party of four successfully landed in Paseo. As the four embarked to the local burger joint, Yuka and Ryu seperated from the group.
Ryu: Why do you want to talk to me?
Yuka: Because...I can't help but have emotions for you. I have studied your kind in a class I took, and I know that this is necessary. (scrapes her wrist with her field razor blade) Drink. It is not that I can't trust you, It is so that you and I can be close to each other.
Ryu: I can't. I understand...because I feel truly the same about you. I am a pervert and really old. I have given up using magic for a reason. I don't want to be bound to someone for the rest of eternity. Once a vampire drinks human blood, that human gains the same lifespan as their slave.
Yuka: I see...oh well.
Ryu: I'll do it anyway.
Yuka: What?! You just totally contradicted yourself.
Ryu: Hold out your wrist.
Yuka: ok
Ryu: This will tingle...(drinks)
Yuka: (shivers) You're not kidding.
Ryu: I am now under your control.
Yuka: ...bandage...my...wrist?
Ryu: Yes, Yuka (takes some bandages from pack and wraps her wrist in it)
Kikuko: (emerges from burger joint) HEY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS! LET'S SEE THE GOVERNOR!
Yoshi: (under breath) Yuka-chan and Ryu-sensei sitting in a tree...k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Yuka: (looks up at Ryu)
Ryu: (nods) Yoshi! Do I need to teach you another lesson?
Yoshi: Yes! Teach me how to do your signature Sharp Laser Spin!
Ryu: Get your own signature move!
Yoshi: Yes , Ryu-sensei
Kikuko: So...to the governor?
Yuka: Yes, to dad's.
