On a muggy afternoon in the Chat room of Movie Sign, a group of bad-movie lovers unearthed ancient film reels beneath the shag carpet. Engraved onto these reels stood strange texts, written in size 9 Verdana font. Careful examination of these carvings led to the discovery of The Most Prestigious and Honorable Commandments of Movie Sign.
1.) Thine group shalt never start on time.
2.) Thou shalt leave thine offenses in the Lobby.
3.) Thou shalt remember its just a show, you should really just relax.
4.) Thou shall check sanity at the door, or risk losing it forever
5.) Thou shalt respect the COUNTDOWN.
6.) Thou shalt never speak of Joel x Mike.
7.) Thou shalt not hold up thine group for more than ten minutes.
8.) Thou shalt always begin with an invention exchange (except when in the Mike era, sans eight episodes).
9.) Thou shalt make crack pairings.
10.) Thou shalt SMUT!!!
11.) Thou shalt give The Many Names of David Ryder to all characters in all movies.
12.) Thou shalt honor and recite the Peter Graves speech.
Bizarrely enough, at the end of the engravings stood the words "TO BE CONTINUED".
