NARUTO UZUMAKI
Reporter: Mr.Uzumaki, hey excuse me Mr. Uzumaki
Naruto: Oh hey what’s up?
Reporter: I am a reporter from *MuL-Me*24, can we please interview you?
Sakura: Wow! Look Naruto they want to interview us, isn’t this exciting?
Reporter: Sorry Pinky we’re not interested in you, now Mr. Uzumaki do we have an interview?
Naruto: Huh? Sure, I mean, why not.
Sakura: WHAT!? You’re going to this interview after how rude he was just to me??
Naruto: Well duh Sakura, I mean I’m gonna be Hokage one day; I have to prepare myself for these types of things ya know?
Sakura: But…..Why YOU!
Reporter: Attention security we need your assistance.
Vegeta: What do you want!?
Reporter: Please remove this young lady from the premises.
Sakura: But I---
Vegeta: Shut up girl, and keep it moving before I blow your head off your stupid little shoulders!
Naruto: Hey I’ll see you later okay Sakura, can’t keep my adoring fans waiting….
Sakura: N-no fair
Vegeta: SILENCE! You puny earthlings get on my nerves.
Reporter: Well that’s all done now so, Naruto how’ve you been?
Naruto: Oh me, I’ve been doing great, yep I’ve been training like crazy, ya know day in and day out
Reporter: Really?
Naruto: Yeah sometimes until I drop, but I know that it will all pay off, I know it will “Believe it”.
Reporter: What do you plan to do if you become Hokage?
Naruto: Well first it’s not “if I become Hokage “because “I will become Hokage”. And what I’ll do is protect the Leaf Village, and everyone will look up to me, and stop disrespecting me. Then I’ll be Naruto Uzumaki, a Ninja Legend!
Reporter: Well there you have it folks, Naruto Uzumaki, the worlds’ greatest Shinobi.
Naruto: Oh yeah! I’m also gonna buy Ichiraku Ramen Shop, then I’ll be able to have ramen whenever I want without paying.
Reporter: Okay uh-huh…..so how’s your hunt for Sasuke Uchiha been working out?
Naruto: Actually I just saw him on my last mission, with Sakura and Kakashi-sensei.
Reporter: Really what did you do?
Naruto: Heh, I walked up to him and said “one day, one of these days, it might not be today or tomorrow but…I will bring you home.” “I don’t care if I have to chop your legs off and drag you back to the village with me…but I promise you Sasuke, I will defeat you and bring you home…..
Naruto: Aww man ya should’ve seen his face he was totally scared.
Reporter: Wow, so then wutcha do?
Naruto: Huh, uh nothing, he just walked off.
Reporter: AND YOU LET HIM!?
Naruto: Well duh.
Reporter: You could’ve gotten him then and there!
Naruto: Darnit, you’re right, what was I thinking, I’m such an idiot, aww man, aww man, this is not good, believe it.
Reporter: Well that’s Naruto Uzumaki for you everyone, this has been a weird but pleasant first interview, see you later.
Naruto: Um I’ll see you later everyone bye.
