I dunno. Just a couple random comebacks for you to say to someone if they dissed you or something.
When someone says, "You're gay."
You tell them, " Why thankyou. I know that I'm colorful/happy."
When someone says," Your Face!"
You tell them, " IS BEAUTIFUL!"
When someone says "You're hairy."
You tell them, " At least I'll be warm in the winter."
(okay that sounds freaky but you don't hafta say that)
When someone says " You are a sasquatch."
You say, "At least I'm worth something if I get traded in."
When someone says, "I don't like you."
You say, " You're right. You don't like me. You LOVE me."
When someone says, " My school is run by a bitch."
You say, " I didn't know that you were the principle!"
((lol jkjk dun say that or else they'd get uber pissed at you. unless it was someone you didn't like of course))
When someone says, "You smell like sh!t."
You say, "How do you know what that smells like?"
When someone says, " Your butt is sticking out."
You say," At least I got junk in my trunk." ((okay that one is stupid so nm))
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Okay okay. I just felt like posting that for no apparent reason.
The idea just popped into my head all of a sudden. I know. Tis stupid but i like my ideas.
Oh yeah. Today, I went over a friend's house.
We were playing chess with another friend. They were deciding on which color they wanted to be. I wasn't paying attention really. Then all of a sudden I heard one of my friends say "I'm white." and the other say "I'm black." Then I blurted out "I'm Asian!" lol what the fridge? My friends just stared at me and then they played chess. It was very akward moment for me but yeah.
And if you don't comment that's fine. I guess it's what i deserve since i don't get the chance to comment too often anymore. So yeah. Toodles!
