Yesterday, my friend told me a poem-type thingy that she had told her dad. He didn't think it was funny, but I nearly died laughing at it:
"When I'm depressed,
I go and cut myself,
Another slice of cheesecake."
I don't know who made it, but I still think it's funny. Whoever made it up, kudos to you my friend.
Until next time.
-SWD
