Akihiko, Servant of Evil

One day, my incredibly annoying best friend Ryume showed up at my house with her iPod and a maniacal grin on her face.
"Ryume...what are you doing?" I was panicking. She had already subjected me to the horror that was Caramelldansen, what if this one was just as bad?
"Just listen, Akihiko! It's the best song EVER!" She handed me an earbud and I, being the ever-faithful yes-man I am, plugged it in.
Servant of Evil? Oh brother...
"Ry. What the hell is she saying?"
"Ssh. It's the story of an evil princess and her twin brother, who's her servant and dies to save her from rioting townspeople. It's the sequel song to Daughter of Evil. And it's a boy singing."
I didn't understand what the song was saying...but I basically got the message. Man, was that guy dedicated to save his sister.
I guess, in a way, Ryume is the Daughter of Evil. She's bossy, tough, and a little bit psycho. I can think of a few of my friends who don't like her, exactly for those reasons. And if it was legal to shoot people, Ryume would be dead.
But if Ryume's the Daughter, then I'm the Servant. She's my best friend, so it's natural that I want to stick by her. I tell my friends to fork off when they start laying into her, and if I had to, I'd gladly take a bullet for her.
"...kihiko? Akihiko, wake up, you space cadet!" She snapped her black fingernails in my face. "What is up with you?" she demanded.
I just smiled. "I get what that guy means."
She looked at me funny and shook her head. "God, Akihiko, you are so weird."
I grinned at her. Just call me the Servant of Evil.

Song: Len Kagamine--Servant of Evil

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