Negi: The Golden Sword PREVIEW!

This book is the start of a legend. A legend that amazes. A timeless legend that will never age. The type of tale that will never be forgotten.
Negi Moonblood was an average boy that lived in the town of Krystus. He had bluish-green eyes, pale skin, and long, dark brown hair he wore in a ponytail. He was about twelve, and average height for his age.
Negi was taking a walk outside when he saw an animal out of the corner of his eye. It looks like a cat. And it's hurt! he thought.
He walked closer. The cat was in a great deal of pain, and it was bleeding. It let out a weak yelp, then started to twitch. “It looks like I should help it.” Negi whispered.
The cat had an orange-yellow back and black paws. Its head was grey, graduating into brown, with a white chin. It had black ears, and it had long fur. Its tail was black with a golden streak.
Negi picked up the cat and ran home. The cat was shaking, and blood had covered Negi's hands.
As soon as he got home, Negi rushed upstairs to his room and wrapped the cat in a blanket. He then let it rest for a while.

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The cat woke up. Negi picked it up and asked, “Are you alright?” “Thank you, Negi. I have been looking for you. My name is Wolf's Fire.” the cat replied.
Wolf's Fire opened his yellow eyes. “You can speak?” Negi asked, shocked. “As a matter of fact, yes. I have been transformed into a cat by a witch.” Wolf's Fire replied.

Why I hate Inuyasha

Before I start, I want you to know that I don't like ALL anime, as my friends think I do. There are some anime that I really don't like, for example, Boku no Pico, Pokemon, and School Days.

Now starting with this list.

10. Stupid characters made only for fanservice. I could go on and on about this one, but I simply cannot stand male characters thrown in your face for fanservice. They are useless.
9. Kagome.
8. It's overrated. They tried so hard to combine romance with shonen and a little bit of fanservice.
7. Way too many episodes.
6. The fandom is just...
5. Wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many episodes. Hundreds of episodes, somewhere around 40-something volumes, a lot of OVAs.

Kids at the Bookstore (FUNNY)

I had just arrived at the bookstore, and was looking for the manga section. After a few tries, I finally found it. When I arrived there, the section was full of 10-12 year old boys. There was one girl, and she looked like she was 13-15. The boys were all crowded around another boy holding a Fairy Tail book. The book was open to a page with Erza on it. "That's Erza," one of them said. "She's awesome!" another said. I looked. I was too shy to tell them Erza was my favorite character too. The kid that was holding up the Fairy Tail book picked up a FullMetal Alchemist book. "Who is that in the armor? And who is the guy with the blonde hair? Why does he have a metal arm?" one of them asked. "That is Ed, and the guy in the armor is his brother. Remember when he got his arm chopped off?" another said. They sat down, crowded around a manga book, and then one of them said, "Isn't Black Butler supposed to be dark?" "It seems pretty dark to me," another said. I looked closer, and the manga book they were reading was Attack on Titan. One of them came up to me, noticed I was holding two Fairy Tail books, and asked, "Is Fairy Tail good?" "Yeah," I sighed. I picked out my manga books and left.

Light Yagami Killed My Laptop

I used to have a Dell Core i3 and it used Ubuntu. It was very slow and the mouse was unresponsive. I had gotten very sick of this laptop. A few months later, I was listening to a song on it and I accidentally spilled cranberry juice all over it. Turns out, I fried my motherboard. It still worked, but it was slower than ever before.

A year later, I was writing a fanfiction on it and it kept crashing. "That's strange" I thought. I tried to turn it back on but it didn't respond. I yelled at it, "YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!"

Light Yagami had written its name in the Death Note.

The time I got caught with yaoi

Today, I was in my room, and Dad (who, by the way, treats me like a 4-year-old) came into my room. I had just taken a shower, and heard footsteps (which I am extremely afraid of). Dad came into my room and I almost had a heart attack. "He is going to kill me" I thought. "Hey, you know that yaoi on your computer? If I see any more of that, I will ban your anime and manga. People getting their guts torn out, too." My heart was beating really fast and I was breathing heavily. "I am SO BUSTED!" I thought. I really felt like running away into the woods, but I would get in more serious trouble if I did so. "GREAT. JUST GREAT. NOW I AM STUCK WITH BABY SHOWS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY." I thought.