The time I got caught with yaoi

Today, I was in my room, and Dad (who, by the way, treats me like a 4-year-old) came into my room. I had just taken a shower, and heard footsteps (which I am extremely afraid of). Dad came into my room and I almost had a heart attack. "He is going to kill me" I thought. "Hey, you know that yaoi on your computer? If I see any more of that, I will ban your anime and manga. People getting their guts torn out, too." My heart was beating really fast and I was breathing heavily. "I am SO BUSTED!" I thought. I really felt like running away into the woods, but I would get in more serious trouble if I did so. "GREAT. JUST GREAT. NOW I AM STUCK WITH BABY SHOWS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY." I thought.

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