I used to have a Dell Core i3 and it used Ubuntu. It was very slow and the mouse was unresponsive. I had gotten very sick of this laptop. A few months later, I was listening to a song on it and I accidentally spilled cranberry juice all over it. Turns out, I fried my motherboard. It still worked, but it was slower than ever before.

A year later, I was writing a fanfiction on it and it kept crashing. "That's strange" I thought. I tried to turn it back on but it didn't respond. I yelled at it, "YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!"

Light Yagami had written its name in the Death Note.