So, me and my friend were super hyper and we were thinking of the book, 'Vladimir Tod' by Heather Brewer. So, we imagined him drunk. Here are some things he said.
I Like O positive!
Aunt Nelly, I have a booboo. Can you pull out this knife in my hand?
Henry! I need more blood!
Are you O positive?
My eyes are purple! Now they're red! Now they're yellow!
Otis, show your vampireness!
Take a look at these! *points at fangs*
I can fly! WHEE!! *runs into wall*
Lalalalalala! Spinning in dads chair!!!
Hey goths! Do you want to expeirence what its like to be bitten by a vampy? CAUSE IM ONE!!! VAMPY!!!!
D'Ablo! So, thats where you were hiding. PEEK-A-BOO!!