So I'm on those swinging thingys on the playground at school. Just doing my usual stuff and hanging out. Then suddenly the terrible Daniel* runs up and goes puts his hand (Whap!) right on my...ahem....acorns (or melons, or cupcakes). Then suddenly my bff Savannah* come to my rescue and tackles Daniel* (frooom "arrgh!). "Get off of her you freak!" She cries. I look at Savannah* and nod then run away. Daniel* tries running after me but Savannah tackles him again (frooom "Arrgh!"). And then I hid with Savannah* the rest of the recess. I am safe...for now.

*Names have been changed

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