I am a...

First, make your title " i am a " and then do the questions and tag 15 people when ur done


What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[] Red = loud

[] Green = stupid

[x] None = freaky

[] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[] Yellow = innocent

[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky

[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy


What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie

[]Skirt/skort = skank

[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[]Tight jeans = scene kid

[]Ripped jeans = emo

[]Cammo = cage fighter

[]Jeans = prep

[x]Pajamas = pimp

[]Cargo = clown

[]Sweats = athlete

[]Boxers = brat

[]Booty shorts = female

[]Capris = Gangster

[]Nothing = hoe

[]Dickies = weirdo

[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[]Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?

[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile

[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[]Red = that likes to have fun
[x]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass


Pick the month you were born on:
[]1= who ate

[]2 = who needed

[]3 = who killed

[]4 = who shot

[]5 = who killed

[]6 = who smoked with

[]7 = who banged

[]8 = who ran shirtless with

[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[]10 = who cuddled with

[x]11 = who slept with

[]12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

[]01 = the kool-aid man

[]02 = a dog

[]03 = a shoe

[]04 = a toothbrush

[]05 = Santa Claus

[]06 = your dealer

[]07 = Barney the dinosaur

[]08 = a prostitute

[]09 = a porn star

[]10 = a bag of weed

[]11 = a lover

[]12 = a glass of milk

[]13 = a horse

[]14 = a lesbian

[]15 = a stripper

[]16 = a pickle

[]17 = a jew

[]18 = a homo

[]19 = an orange

[]20 = a dildo

[]21 = a homeless guy

[]22 = a whore

[]23 = my crush

[]24 = an easter egg

[]25 = a jar of honey

[]26 = a condom

[]27 = a bowl of cereal

[]28 = a french fry

[x]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton

[]31 = your grandma


Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[]White = because I love marijuana

[]Black = because im sexy as hell

[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[]Purple = because I'm gay

[]Gray = because I got dared

[x]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed

[]Orange = because I smoke crack

[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[]Brown = because I had to

[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

So, I am a freaky
 pimp
 who loves to be different, who slept with
 The Tojan man because that's how I roll!!!!

Anyone who wants is tagged~

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