So this is the "World Wide Web"?
Dipper and Mable are still trying to teach me how this thing works. This thing with letters, if you press 'em, the letters appear on the screen. How neat is that? Technology sure baffles me.
But what is this for? You know, other than for a free advertisement for my money machine. What do you do on here?
Soos, I'm busy here!
Will it say that outloud? No? Oh. How do you use the eraser?
Wait do people read while you type? Or at all?
Why am I asking a machine all my questions? I guess I should go get those youngsters to help me out. This is actually sorta tough.
