01. What is your name?
Kristen
Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
Billy: You are so kristen!
Kristen: Thanks you!
Heck Yeah:D
02. How old are you?
15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.
03. What is one of your friend's name?
Carrie
hottest girl ever. always hard to get. sassy and classy at the same time. stunning eyes that draws you in. gorgeous and sexy. usually looks for independence and always good at everything.
a dime piece, the realest bitch. never betrays her friends and always keeps her word.
girl 1: jeremy, david, andy and james tried to get at her. they failed miserably
girl 2: get at who?
girl 1: carrieeeee...
This made me laugh soooo hard... the only true thing is that shes good at a lot of things and would never betray someone.
unless cookies are involved, then your screwed
04. What should you be doing?
Drawing
Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:
* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.
1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.
ALSO
Taking words and images in your mind and dumping them onto paper (paper that may be lucky or piteous).
Everyone in the art class did their own drawings. Kelly's was amazing, but Charles should drop the class.
This one was better:)
05. What is your favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!O.O
ALSO
Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.
Purple is the only note-worthy color. The end.
06. Where were you born?
Harvey
(using the state... so not to get slang for.... yeah... no.)
not defined yet
-.-
07. What month were you born in?
August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
08. What day were you born on?
1
The IQ of President George Bush.
George Bush has an IQ of 1.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA true.
09. Who was the last person you talked to?
Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
10. What is one of your nickname?
Kris
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you're such a kris
crap. that sucks
