Hello everyone! Today, as many may know, is my hatch day. Yes, I said hatch day. Tis the day I was hatched outta a box. Today I though I'll tell you all the story of my hatching. I hope you enjoy it.

So its like this right. On this day, year 1995 I was hatched out of a box. But this was no ordinary box. This box was in the pacific ocean and it had came from a crevice in the depths of the moon. The box was then spit out of the moon and sent spiraling down to earths surface, which is how it got in the underbellies of the pacific ocean. Another key factor to point out is that, this box was manufactured in china. Interesting story is it not?

(I edited this picture. I think its awesome.)