Disclaimer: To those who don't know, a while back Jungywoo and Angel Zakuro were joking around about getting married. Well, Nana took that as an opportunity to make that wedding a "reality." This 18-ish page transcript like story is that result.
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*Cue “Tough Love” by KISS*
*Cue Montage of successful and failed wedding ceremonies*
*Camera pans around church and planes into our two hosts*
Chad: Welcome to the newest Celebrity Weddings. I’m your host, Chad Bikman. Today’s show is taking a look at the wedding of two famous Otakus.
Bob: I’m Chad’s co-host, Bob…. Wait, what’s my last name? I had one last time.
Chad: Do you remember what happened last time?
Bob: I don’t think they ever issued a warrant.
Chad: They didn’t need to.
Bob: Right… *sigh*
Chad: Anyway, we are currently in front of the Los Angeles Convention Center, home to Anime Expo. Because this is a special event, tickets were sold. As with most weddings of this nature, there are a few weirdoes in the bunch. *Camera pans over to a guy who is dressed as Sailor Moon* Ah, yes, the delusional states some of these people fall into.
Bob: My question is, why Sailor Moon? I mean there are much better magical girls these days. More moe and everything.
Chad: That’s why I said delusional.*Pauses* Bob?
Bob: What?
Chad: We’re not going to have a repeat of New York, are we?
Bob: What, when I *Chad nods* I’ll do my best to hold my urges.
Chad: Good. *motions the camera to follow* The wedding will be held in the south hall and the after party will span most of the building. From what the director tells me, it will play out much like a one day convention after the wedding. *Enters South Hall* Just look at that lighting. In place of the pews we have our standard convention goers folding chairs. The props department built the stage where we have a beautiful 18th century alter and a wonderfully non-white Jesus on the cross.
Bob: I thought the guy was supposed to be white.
Chad: How many Middle Easterns do you know that are white?
Bob: Osama
